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Domenic

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 3:48 pm
So, back in the day, I used to go on Habbo, before I started eating my head off from the supreme illiterates there. So, once on Habbo, there was an advertisement for the Disney version of Habbo. It's a c**t.

Of course, Disney is the paranoid nobody-can-scrape-their-knee fags, and instead of most online communitites, they don't have a library of words you can't say; they have a library of words you can say.

It's absurd! People are resorting to nothing to make a simple point, and it's impossible to even attempt to be intellectual, but even worse, VMK's new homepage (go to www.vmk.com and see for yourself) now features two pixels having a conversation with eachother with limited punctuartion, NO capitalization, and a supreme lack of aspostrophes. Worst of all, this isn't some player-submitted thing, this was made by the VMK Staff.

It isn't just today's ******** up youth (Which, I am one of today's youth, just not ******** up) that's being illiterate! It's a pandemic, a virus, that's crawling through the internet and infecting everyone who isn't man (or woman) enough to fight it!  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:03 pm
OH...MY...GODDESS...

Does anyone have a gun?  

Galadedrid Damodred


Kait Yslanaa

Dangerous Dabbler

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:25 pm
Ahem... *punches self* That's just stupid... I.. I think my brain just commited suicide...  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:38 pm
Galadedrid Damodred
OH...MY...GODDESS...

 

GlamxShock


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:44 pm
The sad thing is, I used to play that. But back then, they had a small library of words you can't say. But they got mad at you for using punctuation.  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:27 pm
Please tell me that I did NOT just witness such a thing. I believe my brain has shriveled up.  

xAvenirYuinax


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:28 pm
[CHAINSAW OF LITERACY +454645676787967452342333456789754634567865342456342543245324532]

THERE. Now it's fixed.  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:30 pm
Woo! Go Savage! -cheers-  

xAvenirYuinax


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:40 pm
That's better now.  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:35 pm
xXSavage NymphXx
[CHAINSAW OF LITERACY +454645676787967452342333456789754634567865342456342543245324532]

THERE. Now it's fixed.


Wow. You must have made a lot of XP on that chainsaw to get it levelled up so much... There are THAT many illiterates out there? Wait, what am I saying... of course there are *sigh*  

MyOwnBestCritic

Dapper Dabbler


Zhiege

PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:37 pm
Luna Ishukan
The sad thing is, I used to play that. But back then, they had a small library of words you can't say. But they got mad at you for using punctuation.

Mad at you for using punctuation? Now that's just idiocy.  
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