Holy crap... Emperor help us. Scary profile.

[Robthebob]

Wow. I just noticed someone who added me to friends, had **THE** absolute worst section I have ever read here.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4595952

*twitches*

Sure, the background is nice, avatar is nice... The once you get to the words, you'll explode.  

[Etna In Netherland]

That, is very sad. Very sad indeed.

 

[Ellis Bell Esq.]

My head a'splode! gonk

So uh, a few things wrong with her profile right off the bat:
1) The background. I'm on the brink of a seizure.
2) Her utter ignorance of the pronoun "I". Girly, listen: You're not mysterious. You're not Sybil with 16 different personalities. Stop slaughtering the third-person.
3) Does she not know how to comment on other user's profiles?

The sad part is, she's kind of cute. In an adorable way. I hate to see another stereotypical example of "beauty sans brains".  

[Kait Yslanaa]

Okay, the background is giving me a headache, and it doesn't help I am sick to begin with.. *pulls over trash can*

And I CANNOT STAND people who type like that. I feel like commiting murder with a typewriter... It causes physical agony, AGONY for me to read it..  

[splashseal]

The alternating lower-case/upper-case was the first thing I noticed, too. What the bloody hell is the point of that? Damn, that is annoying. Add to that the text talk and you have a linguistic nightmare. I think it's funny that someone actually pointed out the use of it down in her comments section, but sadly she would be the type of person that thinks it is a form of self-expression. Also down in the comments: someone used "chu" for "you". scream Will someone stab them, please? They need it.  

[Tarantellatears]

I feel sick and dizzy..... @_@  

[XxJennessaxX]

My eyes!
One of my eyes just popped out! *Puts on an eye patch* There! pirate

 

[Zhiege]

I really don't understand why people talk like that at all. I mean, its your profile, don't you want people to be able to read what you wrote about yourself? neutral  

[Lionel Hutz]

Robthebob

Wow. I just noticed someone who added me to friends, had **THE** absolute worst section I have ever read here.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=4595952

*twitches*

Sure, the background is nice, avatar is nice... The once you get to the words, you'll explode.

I think I just got dumber for reading that, my eyes hurt....  

[Robthebob]

I think we are all starting to die slowly inside. I honestly dont see the point

oF tYpInG lYkE dIz CuZ iT iS nOt KeWl nD iT tAkZ tOo MuCh TiMe 2 aLtErNaTe BtWeEn UpPeR aNd LoWr CaZe LeTtErz...

By the Emperor, that took too long to type. Way easier if the person just typed normally. Its at least a BIT more bearable with her comments she's done on my page.

My eyes hurt... gonk  

[Lt.Colonel_Ryu]

While I agree that the spelling is atrocious, the seemingly random capital letters are actually a pattern of sorts - only 'e's and 'o's are capitalized, no other letters. While it is most certainly rape of the eyes, it's not entirely eithout reason, apparently.

Just felt like pointing that out.  

[YourLovelyBear]

I just hate it when people do the uppercase/lowercase thing. It pisses me off because one, it's so very pointless, and two, they're usually typing incorrectly when they do that.

*slices person up with katana*  

[Queen_Of_The_North]

I think I've been blinded by that f ing (excuse the word) background! lol  

[Battousai_0001]

My god... I just had a stigmata in my eyes. No, not a stigmatism. A stigmata. There's blood everywhere >.<  

[- Xenn be Twisted -]

*pukes* burning_eyes I feel sad for you...