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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:47 pm
*shudders*

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y'now in the forbidden fortrest when you drop in the plase ande thez guyz apear from nowear? gust what arr thayy ande howw doo yoo defet themm?


*HEAD EXPLODES burning_eyes ATTEMPTS TO BEGIN TRANSLATION*


What, in God's name, does this person have against my eyes!? Aye caramba! Time for the n00b-to-normal translator to do it's job...

Translator: I-AM-SORRY-THIS-IS-NOT-THE-RIGHT-TIME.-I-AM-GOING-ON-A-DATE-AND-CAN'T-BE-BOTHERED... REPEAT... CAN'T BE BOTHERED...
 
PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:47 pm
*struggles for words* I...uh... wah... huh? Is this person on acid or something? That makes no sense, not to mention is painful to read...  

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:45 pm
I want to try!

"y'now in the forbidden fortrest when you drop in the plase ande thez guyz apear from nowear? gust what arr thayy ande howw doo yoo defet themm?"

Mkay.


You know in the forbidden forest, when you drop into the place and those guys appear from nowhere? Just what are they and how do you defeat them?


Oooh. What was this in reference to? Sounds like a fun game to me.
Maybe.  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:45 am
Dreyja
I want to try!

"y'now in the forbidden fortrest when you drop in the plase ande thez guyz apear from nowear? gust what arr thayy ande howw doo yoo defet themm?"

Mkay.


You know in the forbidden forest, when you drop into the place and those guys appear from nowhere? Just what are they and how do you defeat them?


Oooh. What was this in reference to? Sounds like a fun game to me.
Maybe.

I'm figuring Harry Potter...

Ok I can read spanish I've never learned and understand it partially. Those words don't exist in ANY language. This person is seriously obsessed with doublee letterss
 

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:59 pm
Ahhh... -holds head in pain- It hurts...

How is one expected to read that?? o.O  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:24 pm
You get your family members to translate it for you ^^  

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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:44 pm
Dreyja
I want to try!

"y'now in the forbidden fortrest when you drop in the plase ande thez guyz apear from nowear? gust what arr thayy ande howw doo yoo defet themm?"

Mkay.


You know in the forbidden forest, when you drop into the place and those guys appear from nowhere? Just what are they and how do you defeat them?


Oooh. What was this in reference to? Sounds like a fun game to me.
Maybe.

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
I think he's trying to get help in the Forsaken Fortress part, where the Miniblins keep coming at you. You know, you kill one, five more appear.
I think that's what he's trying to explain confused
 
PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:51 am
That poor, poor boy.
Maybe he has epilepsy?

Or. . . damn. What is that disease that makes you shake a lot? I heard it on Men In Black, but it's completely slipped my mind.  

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:41 am
xp xp Is he even typing a language there????  
PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:33 pm
jed12395
xp xp Is he even typing a language there????

Yes. It's the "Retardarian" Language. Also known as "TXT-TLK."
It's the language that comes from the large, secluded country of Retardcity, or my name isn't Jennessa! sweatdrop
 

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