school mishaps?

[Grimm IronShade]

got any good stories about school? well here's something random but...

Today my french teacher acctually swore at me yelling out "NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE ******** MAN FROM PERU" and at the time the princable heard him on the intercom and he got a suspension without pay, I spread hate everywhere xd  

[FightingOriole]

wow you gotta love teachers...heres one

my freshman year at school i was leaning against a gate that we put down at lunch so kids cant go down the hallways...thats how gay my high school was....and i was just sitting there and one of the teachers comes by and lifts the gate...i felt a sting in my left arm and rubbed it...well when i look at my arm 5 minutes later its covered in blood...and when i tell the office who did it they just laugh it off and dont do anything...and the nurse did a shitty job of wrapping it  

[Galexio]

Ha! Our coach swears all the time!  

[allucard88]

I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying  

[Little Miss Climax]

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I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying

Haha. Congratulations! Yellow's an awesome color, so that's not bad. : P
All my teachers cuss all the time... I think it has something to do with our school.
You know... art-type people are kind of laid back. : )


Well... lesse, Thursday. I was hanging out with my friends Johnathon, Alvaro, and Abram.
Johnathon was whipping everybody with his bandanna... he's good at it.
I ran behind Johnathon to ask my friend Mary for a ride... somewhere. : /
&Johnathon whipped Alvaro, and when his hand came back, it stopped at his chest, and the bandanna whipped back.
It hit me in my eye and my eye started bleeding. Chelsea and Mary were screaming.
It was funny. It's not every day you get whipped in the eye with a bandanna. : D  

[allucard88]

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stranger with cookies

I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying

Haha. Congratulations! Yellow's an awesome color, so that's not bad. : P
All my teachers cuss all the time... I think it has something to do with our school.
You know... art-type people are kind of laid back. : )


Well... lesse, Thursday. I was hanging out with my friends Johnathon, Alvaro, and Abram.
Johnathon was whipping everybody with his bandanna... he's good at it.
I ran behind Johnathon to ask my friend Mary for a ride... somewhere. : /
&Johnathon whipped Alvaro, and when his hand came back, it stopped at his chest, and the bandanna whipped back.
It hit me in my eye and my eye started bleeding. Chelsea and Mary were screaming.
It was funny. It's not every day you get whipped in the eye with a bandanna. : D

That must have really hurt!,lol Hows your eye ?  

[Little Miss Climax]

stranger with cookies

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stranger with cookies

I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying

Haha. Congratulations! Yellow's an awesome color, so that's not bad. : P
All my teachers cuss all the time... I think it has something to do with our school.
You know... art-type people are kind of laid back. : )


Well... lesse, Thursday. I was hanging out with my friends Johnathon, Alvaro, and Abram.
Johnathon was whipping everybody with his bandanna... he's good at it.
I ran behind Johnathon to ask my friend Mary for a ride... somewhere. : /
&Johnathon whipped Alvaro, and when his hand came back, it stopped at his chest, and the bandanna whipped back.
It hit me in my eye and my eye started bleeding. Chelsea and Mary were screaming.
It was funny. It's not every day you get whipped in the eye with a bandanna. : D

That must have really hurt!,lol Hows your eye ?

It only hurt for a little bit &my eye's fine now.
I can still see annnd all that's left is a little pink ring around iris. : )
Thanks for asking.  

[Grimm IronShade]

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stranger with cookies

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stranger with cookies

I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying

Haha. Congratulations! Yellow's an awesome color, so that's not bad. : P
All my teachers cuss all the time... I think it has something to do with our school.
You know... art-type people are kind of laid back. : )


Well... lesse, Thursday. I was hanging out with my friends Johnathon, Alvaro, and Abram.
Johnathon was whipping everybody with his bandanna... he's good at it.
I ran behind Johnathon to ask my friend Mary for a ride... somewhere. : /
&Johnathon whipped Alvaro, and when his hand came back, it stopped at his chest, and the bandanna whipped back.
It hit me in my eye and my eye started bleeding. Chelsea and Mary were screaming.
It was funny. It's not every day you get whipped in the eye with a bandanna. : D

That must have really hurt!,lol Hows your eye ?

It only hurt for a little bit &my eye's fine now.
I can still see annnd all that's left is a little pink ring around iris. : )
Thanks for asking.

woah the odds of that are slim, I guess they don't call it "bull's eye" for nothing gonk  

[Little Miss Climax]

Xero the black wind

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stranger with cookies

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stranger with cookies

I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying

Haha. Congratulations! Yellow's an awesome color, so that's not bad. : P
All my teachers cuss all the time... I think it has something to do with our school.
You know... art-type people are kind of laid back. : )


Well... lesse, Thursday. I was hanging out with my friends Johnathon, Alvaro, and Abram.
Johnathon was whipping everybody with his bandanna... he's good at it.
I ran behind Johnathon to ask my friend Mary for a ride... somewhere. : /
&Johnathon whipped Alvaro, and when his hand came back, it stopped at his chest, and the bandanna whipped back.
It hit me in my eye and my eye started bleeding. Chelsea and Mary were screaming.
It was funny. It's not every day you get whipped in the eye with a bandanna. : D

That must have really hurt!,lol Hows your eye ?

It only hurt for a little bit &my eye's fine now.
I can still see annnd all that's left is a little pink ring around iris. : )
Thanks for asking.

woah the odds of that are slim, I guess they don't call it "bull's eye" for nothing gonk

Ha ha. stare  

[Grimm IronShade]

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Xero the black wind

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stranger with cookies

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stranger with cookies

I was in junior high at the time .See i was running in PE and well there was this beautiful cheerleader practicing in the field and and she kept smiling at me and shaking her pom poms and i ran straight into pole and knocked my self out cold . They painted all those poles yellow because of me . crying crying crying crying crying crying

Haha. Congratulations! Yellow's an awesome color, so that's not bad. : P
All my teachers cuss all the time... I think it has something to do with our school.
You know... art-type people are kind of laid back. : )


Well... lesse, Thursday. I was hanging out with my friends Johnathon, Alvaro, and Abram.
Johnathon was whipping everybody with his bandanna... he's good at it.
I ran behind Johnathon to ask my friend Mary for a ride... somewhere. : /
&Johnathon whipped Alvaro, and when his hand came back, it stopped at his chest, and the bandanna whipped back.
It hit me in my eye and my eye started bleeding. Chelsea and Mary were screaming.
It was funny. It's not every day you get whipped in the eye with a bandanna. : D

That must have really hurt!,lol Hows your eye ?

It only hurt for a little bit &my eye's fine now.
I can still see annnd all that's left is a little pink ring around iris. : )
Thanks for asking.

woah the odds of that are slim, I guess they don't call it "bull's eye" for nothing gonk

Ha ha. stare

heh... sweatdrop  

[Little Miss Climax]

Xero the black wind

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Xero the black wind

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stranger with cookies

That must have really hurt!,lol Hows your eye ?

It only hurt for a little bit &my eye's fine now.
I can still see annnd all that's left is a little pink ring around iris. : )
Thanks for asking.

woah the odds of that are slim, I guess they don't call it "bull's eye" for nothing gonk

Ha ha. stare

heh... sweatdrop

blaugh  

[weazy217]

One of my history teachers once said that Moses led the Egyptions out of Rome. He thought he was right.
He swore all the time in class and threatened to start fights with students. He "resigned" two weeks before the school year ended.  

[Hannah-Kiwii]

weazy217

One of my history teachers once said that Moses led the Egyptions out of Rome. He thought he was right.
He swore all the time in class and threatened to start fights with students. He "resigned" two weeks before the school year ended.

I had an RS teacher a bit like that...
One of my friends asked her brother how many animals Moses took on his ark...he answered two of each for half an hour before he actually got it.  

[Nashitu]

Lets see, last year my algebra 2 teacher freaked out on me because I didn't pull out my book while he was going over the assignment. This teacher hasn't liked me since my freshman year. He yelled at me for probably a good 5 minutes, cussing about every other word. There were people who weren't in my class asking me about it my 7th period. Insane how fast news travels. Some people won't let me forget that day either...namely Jake. (Not that you know who that is...)

Now for the funny one.
We were doing this "date auction" at school for Make a Wish foundation. They had three mystery people. They tell you whether it's gal or a guy. It was a guy so I was like, " what the hell, I'll bid." So, 45 bucks later, I was the winner of a date with my freshman and sophomore English teacher. I was laughing so hard. He's this short guy. He’s probably about 4 foot something. It embarrassed him extremely.  

[Hannah-Kiwii]

My music teacher had his head shaved for charity...and he recorded my GCSE music exam piece with me a week later and I couldn't stop laughing. Me looked so daft!

He was kind of strange in the exam too. Like he didn't know it was exam. I know him and the other teacher were trying to get us to relax so we wouldn't mess up the piece, but he just seemed to want to sit and chat and have something to eat...like it was a social gathering or something.

I wish all my exams were like that!