Warning: Red-level txt-tlkers contained within.

[Angel80272]

Yes, it's an off-gaia link, but lets face it, morons surround us in more places than just this site. The reason for the warning should be immediately clear upon clicking the link...

DO NOT CLICK IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR GET QUEASY LOOKING AT A BLATANT DISREGARD OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!  

[Buccellatte]

It's extreme 1337.

But my 1337 have disappeared, I can't understand what the freak they're saying.  

[xAvenirYuinax]

"Curiosity killed the cat."

My brain can't hold out much longer. Excuse me while I spend my last moments reading a good book.  

[Archdemonessa]

I... I can't save myself. Please, help me!  

[XxJennessaxX]

At first, I couldn't find where the problem was surprised
Then I got to the leet... burning_eyes

 

[xAvenirYuinax]

Yeah. -nods- I thought the same thing. Everything is fine until one gets to the leet...  

[Angel80272]

I thought I put a good enough disclaimer on it, but I guess I was wrong. Fortunately for my sanity and the good of the human populace, the forum that topic was started in is the only one that allows such... nonsense. Everywhere else, it's a warnable offense.  

[Anti-Klim]

Oh dear God.How can they understand that?
I mean,I get the first part,"Welcome leeters leet here"but the rest is absolute nonsense.  

[Tarantellatears]

burning_eyes  

[Ashfary]

My eyes feel dead. burning_eyes
I didn't like the site name.. Just plain discouraging.
The 1337 made it worse.

 

[xAvenirYuinax]

vic48

Oh dear God.How can they understand that?
I mean,I get the first part,"Welcome leeters leet here"but the rest is absolute nonsense.

I just stopped trying after the third symbol. It was simply too much strain.  

[SuffocatedHope]

burning_eyes

It just doesn't make any sense why anyone would want to strain their eyes over idiocy just because it "looks cool."

 

[Anti-Klim]

Why would you make something so complex and yet so utterly stupid?
Who made up leet?  

[Malbeur]

It's like an undecipherable code . . . although I did manage to read . . .

the third post:
I speak leet long time.

It's was for the illiterate.

So hey.

Fourth post:

GI Joe was the best.

Leet is the best.

Fifth post:

I know it is better than any other language.

Sixth post:
Ninja

Seventh post:

Oh man, joo do not know how long ive been lookin phor dis thread, and now that i have, all i have to say is................jo!  

[m1ru_chan]

Complete translation:

1:
Welcome l337ers speak l337 here!

2:
The translator you are using sucks
That's gay n00b-l337 you are speaking

[3, 4, and 5 have already been translated.]

6:
Ninja.

7:
Oh man, you do not know how long I've been looking for this thread, and now that I have, all I have to say is "Yo!"

-hangs head in shame- I... I used to be a l337-speaker...