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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:52 am
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Anonymous Rebel: Hello? Hello? What does this thing do, anyways?
Pizza guy: Excuse me, are you trying to order something, sir?
AR: Oh! Hello, yeah, That's what I was doing, I was ordering some pizza... you do delivery, right?
PG: ...Yes?
AR: Oh, good. We can steal whatever the pizza delivery guy shows up in! We can escape!
PG: Is there a problem, sir?
AR: No, no, everything's fine. We're all good. Just bring the pizza.
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:21 pm
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-Star Destroyer Pulls into a Death Star-shaped fast food joint-
Intercom-.... uh, hello, and welcome to Taco Star. Can I take your order?
Darth Vader- Yeah, uh... hey Tarkin, what'd you want again?
Tarkin- I wanted the chicken quesadilla. Do they have those?
Vader- Do you have chicken quesadillas?
Intercom- Yes sir.
Vader- He said yes.
Tarkin- Good, get me one of those and a large, unsweetened tea.
Vader- Okay... Admiral Ozzel?
Ozzel- Um... I want the Mexican pizza.
Vader- Again? But you always fart when you have those!
Ozzel- No no, it's good. I had some pepto bismal.
Vader- Oh... well.... fine then. Don't fail me again.... Admiral.
Intercom- Sir?
Vader- Oh yeah, hang on, I'm still deciding on what I want....
Tarkin- You said you were going to get the chicken fajita.
Vader- Chicken? But I don't like chicken... I'll get the tacos...
Tarkin- No... you'll get the chicken fajita.
Vader- But-
Tarkin- Vader, release him!!!
Vader-... That made no sense.
Tarkin- What?
Vader- Nevermind... fine, I'll get the beef fajitas. Is that it?
Intercom- That'll be 1700 Imperi-
Tarkin- Wait! The Emperor wanted something!
Vader- Gah, I forgot! (No, not really. I was trying to starve the b*****d...)
Intercom- ...
Vader- So... let's just get him the chimichanga..
Tarkin- He doesn't like those.
Vader- What? I thought he-
Tarkin- He wants the chicken fajita.
Vader- Man, what is with you and chicken fajitas?!
Trakin- I distinctly remember him saying he wanted the chicken fajitas.
Vader- No, he wanted the chimichanga.
Ozzel- Actually, I thought I heard him say-
Tarkin and Vader- ...........
Ozzel- ...nevermind.
Vader- ... Gah, fine, we'll get him the chimichanga.
Intercom- Okay, sir. That'll be-
Vader- Wait! What does he want to drink?!
Tarkin- Drink?
Vader- Yeah, I heard him say he wanted the new Mountain Dew "Force Lighting..."
Tarkin- Ah. Well, I think he'd prefer the Darthcola.
Vader- Are you sure?
Tarkin- Quite.
Vader- Okay then, that's all.
Intercom- ... that'll be 2400 Imperial Credits.
Vader- Okay, hang on.... wait... crap. I need a five. Does anyone have a five on them?
Ozzel- Govenor Tarkin, didn't you just get money at the First Bank of Muunilist?
Tarkin- Nonsense, that Bank was too remote to make an effective transaction. You shall provide the funds, Ozzel.
Ozzel- But sir, you just-
Vader- *choke*
Ozzel- *gasp* I-.. I-... Here-...
Tarkin- Vader, release him.
Vader- *takes the money and hands it over* As you wish...
Ozzel- *GASP*
Clerk- Thank you sir. Here's your order. Would you like a receipt.
Tarkin- Yes please.
Vader- Thanks. Ozzel, prepare the fleet for lightspeed.
Ozzel- Yes, Lord Vader.... wait!
Vader- ... Good, they didn't put the volcano sauce on...
Ozzel- They gave me wookiee meat! I wanted no wookiee meat!
Vader- Admiral Ozzel, the Emperor wants his food...
Ozzel- No! There's too much uncharted meat on my pizza!
Vader- Wait, Ozzel, don't turn around!-
Ozzel- *hops the curve*
Tarkin- *spills his tea on the Emperor's food*
Vader- You have failed me for the last time, Admiral... *chokes*
Ozzel- *dies*
Tarkin- Hmph. Now we need a new Admiral to command the ship.
Vader- Not a problem. Captain Piett?...
Piett- Yes, Lord Vader?
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