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*Hidan's body is in pieces at the bottom of the hole but he's still alive*

Hidan: ''Ha ha...hya ha ha ha w-what a ******** mess! Look at what you've gone and done to me!''

Hidan: ''You're sure to get punished by Jashin sama for this! Jashin will judge you harshly!''

Shikamaru: ''I'm not scared of that stuff. Our beliefs are different, I believe in the the Will of Fire''

Shikamaru: ''So your god it's not Jashin or whatever, right now it's me.''
'I'm passing judgement on you'

*Shika throws a kunai which sets off some explosive tags knocking rocks into the hole*

Hidan: It sounded like you just said...you have more right to judge me than Jasshin sama, eh?! Gyha ha!! the one to pass judgement is me! Just teeths are enough to deal with you! I'll bite you up into pieces!!!''

*Scene changes Naruto's 3 Kage Bunshins*

Kakuzu ''Tajuu Kage Bunshin...I see, you're the kyuubi jinchuruiki?''


*Kakashi explains the situation regading kakuzu's ability to Yamato.*

Kakashi: ''Kakuzu had 5 hearts, 2 have been used and 3 are left. We've already killed him twice you'll have to kill him 3 more times or he won't die. Also..he's a medium range type that can use nature manipulation''
　
Yamato: *...No wonder kakashi was having a hard time...*

*Naruto, after listening, attacks with his bunshins. Naruto is able to analyze kakuzu's attack speed and fighting style using his kage bunshin as a ''feint''*

Kakashi: With the bunshins, naruto is able to simulate battle and gather info about his enemy.

*4 Kage Bunshins make a Fuuton: Rasengan*
*A high pitch noise. Incredible chakra*

*Kakashi sees thats and remembers the training before it was complete*:
''Right, let's see how strong that thing is by smashing it into my Rasengan. Get ready''

*The two Rasengans smash together.*

''Ugh!'' *Kakashi starts to shake. He turns around and mistakes naruto for Yondaime himself (as in photo)*


All (?): ''What the hell is that jutsu!?''

Kakashi (Or kakuzu, I think): ''If I'm hit by that...s**t...No way...''

Naruto: ''Fuuton: Destruction Disk! (Fuuton: Rasenshuriken!).''

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OMGWTFBBQ!

IZ DAT YONDAIME?!

And what's with the shuriken?! D=

I lol'd.

It's a giant shuriken made of two wind-powered rasengan. If that doesn't explode and send waves of cutting wind everywhere, I'll be dissapointed. XD

Naruto: It slices! It dices! It makes julian akatsuki! :'D And it's only for ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-niiiiiiiine.
Yamato: MIKE!

(Does anyone get the reference? xD)

And a whirlwind is LESS mindlessly destructive than a handheld whirlpool? xd

Chapter 340: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies?!?!?!?!?! WiTh AKaTsUkI GoNe, maybe we can get back to the good story!!!!!!!11

Chapter 341: Rematch at the valley of the end! [comicsans]Vessel versus vessal as Naruto faces down his best friend and number one rival. But something seems off with the renegade Uchiha.[/comicsans]

The reference is the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie^_^ I have the DVD

No kidding. He actually analyzed his opponent's fighting style and did some calculations as to what he needed to accomplish his goal. OMG, Naruto! You've finally decided to pay the electrical bill for your brain. I . . . I'm so HAPPY! crying

And so, Naruto's uber special skill is only halfway finished. But if that's so, then . . . why are they even there? I though Tsunade said he'd need to finish the thing or she'd send someone else? Or should I not question this too closely, as I might get sucked into the Plot Hole, never to experience decent writing again?

I feel sad, though. Hidan is teh gone now. Akatsuki is turning out to be . . . seriously lame. Then again, they always struck me as kinda filler badguys. Something to pass the time between Naruto/Sasuke ANGST sessions. It's too bad. I'd have loved to have them be more of a threat. Oh well. Yet anothe lost oppertunity!