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Mr. Spiffy-kins

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:42 pm
Aye, that I can.

Watch:

Lyk, OMG, d00d! I kant beleev i got aksept to dis gild! i meen i cant lyk say how gratful i am! 1337n355 4-3|/3|2 !!

Muahahahahaha.

That is right, I can speak 1337 (or Leet for those unknowing). I can txt tlk well, and I have great grammar. Don't mess with this! talk2hand

j00 w1|_|_ 411 |)13. Lollollollollollol.  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:43 pm
I will reitterate: I HAVE GREAT GRAMMAR. You no see that well.

biggrin  

Mr. Spiffy-kins


Sighren

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:46 pm
 
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:48 pm
*Eyes twitch*
All right then, 13375p34k3|2.
*Grades more mid-terms*
I'll see you in detention!







I'm kidding, I'm kidding! sweatdrop
Yes, I'm a teacher. Middle school, grade seven.
 

XxJennessaxX


red_moon_wolfess

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:25 pm
cry
 
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:26 pm
XxJennessaxX
*Eyes twitch*
All right then, 13375p34k3|2.
*Grades more mid-terms*
I'll see you in detention!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding! sweatdrop
Yes, I'm a teacher. Middle school, grade seven.

what do you teach? English?  

red_moon_wolfess


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:14 pm
red_moon_wolfess
XxJennessaxX
*Eyes twitch*
All right then, 13375p34k3|2.
*Grades more mid-terms*
I'll see you in detention!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding! sweatdrop
Yes, I'm a teacher. Middle school, grade seven.

what do you teach? English?

That, and ballroom dancing!
I love teaching the dance class, the music is so soothing. biggrin
 
PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:13 pm
Mr. Spiffy-kins
I will reitterate: I HAVE GREAT GRAMMAR. You no see that well.

biggrin


I will reitterate reiterate: I have great grammar. You no see that well. You just do not see it well.

Sorry, I had to.  

Angel80272


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:20 am
*impersonating Yoda* The next person to 1337-speak... saber-whipped will be.  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:46 am
XxJennessaxX
*Eyes twitch*
All right then, 13375p34k3|2.
*Grades more mid-terms*
I'll see you in detention!







I'm kidding, I'm kidding! sweatdrop
Yes, I'm a teacher. Middle school, grade seven.


Dude!
NICE!
Hardee har har, I'm in the 10th grade.

It's also quite creepy...but...I don't know, expected, I guess.
--

And tiger80272, so I misspelled "reiterate". So what? The second sentance was purposefully miss-said (or typed in this case). It was to, you know, throw people off their cue and balance of being grammar people!
Muahahahaha!  

Mr. Spiffy-kins


rae-chan-sensei

Lonely Kitten

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:49 am
Galadedrid Damodred
*impersonating Yoda* The next person to 1337-speak... saber-whipped will be.


Yay, Star Wars. 3nodding

Jennessa: Do you really teach ballroom dance to middle schoolers? How do you get them to pay attention? I'm a dance teacher (ballet, tap, jazz, that kind of thing), and nothing short of death threats will get my middle school girls to learn anything.

Spiffy-kins: I think everyone should have at least a basic understanding of L33t and txt tlk. That way, we can make fun of those with terrible grammar. ...Or something.

Or in my case, that way we can understand what the ******** our fiancee is typing to us... sweatdrop  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:46 am
Mr. Spiffy-kins
And tiger80272, so I misspelled "reiterate". So what? The second sentance was purposefully miss-said (or typed in this case). It was to, you know, throw people off their cue and balance of being grammar people!
Muahahahaha!


I was just picking on you... nothing serious, really. Sorry if I offended you. (also, sentence not sentance) [/nitpick]  

Angel80272


Axel Kori Jones

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:43 pm
**drools slightly**
Dwah? . . .i doth hate this kinda stuff. .. **collapses from confusion**  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:30 pm
rae-chan-sensei
Galadedrid Damodred
*impersonating Yoda* The next person to 1337-speak... saber-whipped will be.


Yay, Star Wars. 3nodding

Jennessa: Do you really teach ballroom dance to middle schoolers? How do you get them to pay attention? I'm a dance teacher (ballet, tap, jazz, that kind of thing), and nothing short of death threats will get my middle school girls to learn anything.

Spiffy-kins: I think everyone should have at least a basic understanding of L33t and txt tlk. That way, we can make fun of those with terrible grammar. ...Or something.

Or in my case, that way we can understand what the ******** our fiancee is typing to us... sweatdrop

I have no idea how they pay attention. They always do. It isn't a mandatory course, it's one of the optional courses, so I guess that's why they're always paying attention. I don't waste any time either! They are really good dancers! You know in ballroom dancing you have a partner? All the girls and boys, except for one, were paired up. I use that one left over for examples xd
This week: Tango. Next week, Waltz! I'm excited.
 

XxJennessaxX


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:07 pm
I dun care who you are, that's funny right thar.

stare Not.  
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