never say to a cop...

[[GS] Sailor Mau]

NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"  

[BigJammer]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  

[Meisugi_Jaganshi]

rofl rofl number 7 is the best  

[Jonath Nell]

I have always loved #12.  

[Kurzon_Dax]

i agree with jonath, thats the best  

[BugBoots]

Very good....where'd you get that?! rofl  

[[GS] Sailor Mau]

I got it through email ^_^  

[moriko33]

lol xd  

[Jade Gears]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
rofl 12 is hilarious! thats awsome rofl  

[Avian Slayer]

COOL rofl  

[BigJammer]

there all pretty good lol...but #12 is the best  

[haloshatterer]

i've had all these before, i have more of them somewhere  

[nobunny4joo]

rofl Man #12 is awesome!!!  

[haloshatterer v2]

a friend of mine was pulled over for speeding about a week ago and i was in the car with him, the officer walked up to my friends window and said "oooh, i've been waiting for you all day", to which my friend swiftly but smartly replied "yeah, well i got here as fast as i could", after the officer finally stopped laughing, he let me and my friend go without booking him