The three forms of "to"

[Radio Chaos]

Ok, you know the three forms of the word "to." Well, I can't tell you how many times I have seen it used incorrectly. Here's an example:

"I want to go to the mall too!"<-----The correct use of the word.

And one of my friends said this:

"I want to go to the mall two!"

Hello? Two? The number after one? I don't think so.  

[Marcus McFlufferson]

I have to say, even though that's entirely dumb, I can see why uneducated folk would think that 'two' should go there.

I'm the second to go, so I'm number two. Hm?

xd  

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

Ah, the logic of the ignorant. rolleyes  

[DarkElf27]

Yami no Hitokiri

Ah, the logic of the ignorant. rolleyes

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Because it's my favorite color! ^_^"

"....o.O...."