The "1337" Help Keyboard (and more)

[Industrious]

This is intended to help out those who need to translate certain sentences.
Warning: Will cause eye loss, brain damage, tumors,and other various diseases that destroy the way your brain transfers images into your eyes.
(These various diseases can cause corneas to bleed and eyes to implode.)
A: 4 or ^ or @ or / or /-
B. l3 or 8 or ß or ]3 or l:
C: ( or < or © or ¢
D: l) or l> or ])
E:3 or £
F: l= or # or ƒ
G:6 or 9
H: # or l-l or (-) or !-! or }-{ or }{ or l+l or )+( or !+! or }+{
I: 1 or ! or ][
J: _l or _/
K: l< or l( or l{ or l<=
L: l_ or ! or 1
M: l/l or // or ll or ^^
N: l/l or //
O: 0 or () or <> or * or ø or Ó or °
P: l* or l> or |D or l^ or l+
Q:& or (,) or ¶
R: l2 or ®
S: 5 or $ or §
T:+ or 7
U: l_l or /_/
V: /
W: |/| or // or |// or /|
X: >< or }{ or :-:
Y: ¥
Z: 2
If there was another thread made like this, I'm sorry!
Edit! Sorry this is leet. Here are the basics of "txt tlk":


The ou sounds are replaced with u(Usually).
The I's are replaced with Y,in words (example, "lyke").
You is changed to U (Hence OU, being replaced with you, you is usually said either as "YU," "YOO," or "U".
Be,see,why,who,what,because or 'cause are replaced with B,C,Y,Hoo,Wat,B Cuz, or Cuz.

Well that's all for now. Sumbit "txt tlk" sentances and horrifyingly, I will read them, and add more to the help keyboard.  

[Pawsie-Incognito]

Whoah, how did you come up with this? xD  

[Requiem Dare]

Wow. That was painful.  

[Prima-~-Ballerina]

What I want to know, is why you would go through all that to type out a sentence, when you can write with the regular alphabet even easier.

 

[The Man who was Thursday]

That's 1337, not chatspeak/txttlk.  

[Verix Vortec]

Judas lscariot

That's 1337, not chatspeak/txttlk.

I was wondering the hell was all that gibberish. That really was 1337 rather than txt talk.  

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

The funny thing about leet is it won't work properly on Gaia due to the backslash being stripped from posts.  

[PsYcHoSyS]

I'm typing on a braille keyboard. Just by looking at that alphabet, yes, my eyes imploded. I know, I was warned. Still. Do you know how hard it was to get my one eyeball back in the socket? Please don't put stuff like that up here anymore. Ever.  

[SaviorSeraph]

Hmm.. Funny how it used to be the language of hackers, and now it's the language of noobs who like to look cool when all they're doing is making themselves take ten times as long to say the same thing.  

[Niccea Majeare]

My brain doesn't hurt, but I still don't get it. I would have an easier time trying to learn to read Japanese or Chinese.  

[Niccea Majeare]

Translator! I found this weird sentence in 1337 that I can't read. It really bugs me that I can only read a couple words.



0|<4'/ 9U'/5. 1Ph j00Z //4||||4 b3 1LL173R473, 7|-|3|| U53 L337 5P34|<.  

[kirb-sama]

TehNix

Hmm.. Funny how it used to be the language of hackers, and now it's the language of noobs who like to look cool when all they're doing is making themselves take ten times as long to say the same thing.

Yea, they just make it just as easy or harder just to write the same thing in a different language. They're retards. Not to flame or anything.  

[Yokushi]

Judas lscariot

That's 1337, not chatspeak/txttlk.

What's the difference? They are both confusing to me.  

[Yokushi]

Niccea Majeare

Translator! I found this weird sentence in 1337 that I can't read. It really bugs me that I can only read a couple words.



0|<4'/ 9U'/5. 1Ph j00Z //4||||4 b3 1LL173R473, 7|-|3|| U53 L337 5P34|<.

I tried to translate it, in accordance with the list that was given at the beginning of this topic. I was only able to translate the first two words, if you can even call that gibberish 'words': "Okay guys"
The rest baffles me.  

[Marcus McFlufferson]

Niccea Majeare

Translator! I found this weird sentence in 1337 that I can't read. It really bugs me that I can only read a couple words.



0|<4'/ 9U'/5. 1Ph j00Z //4||||4 b3 1LL173R473, 7|-|3|| U53 L337 5P34|<.

"Okay guys, if you wanna' be illiterate, then use leet speek."

Ohh Your God..

I don't know how I understood that..

Wow.. It's just.. logic! Think about it!
I've never done 1337 in my life, ever!

I feel strangely proud now.

I guess the "Okay guys" was a good booster.

PsYcHoSyS

I'm typing on a braille keyboard. Just by looking at that alphabet, yes, my eyes imploded. I know, I was warned. Still. Do you know how hard it was to get my one eyeball back in the socket? Please don't put stuff like that up here anymore. Ever.

Wait what.. your eyes imploded, so you put them back in?

Don't you mean your eyes prolapsed?