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Ame Yuki Kaze

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:24 pm


Quote:
Message by: Zealot of Insanity

Due to the overwhelmingly massive amounts of trolling that we moderators must put up with, there seems to be a spike of new topics regarding idiotic people who are just asking to be rejected and ignored and most hopefully incinerated, but I shall ask moderators to place all misshapen request forms in this topic. All other topics regarding trolls shall now be locked.

No worries, I shall move all retarded applications to this post. Yami no Hitokiri will now claim credit for all existing posts.


A few members wondered what kinds of horrific applications I have the dubious pleasure of rejecting every day. Well folks, here's a sampling.

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howdy im new to this game and I have great grama!!!

please let me in my freinds are all in and im the only one that isnt so i feel very lonely at night when there all playing

ILL DO WOTS TOLED AND FOLLOW RULLS

i am a strong and undefeated warriar that is why i thing i should be a guild.

thsi si jokes i just wanna join caue it sounds stupid

i love giai


So, you wanted to be a guild captain. smile

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Tann wrote: srsyl y do u al giv a damm? grmmr iz nt imprtnt! we cn gt thru leif withut gramma! i meen it, y is evry1 so dammed prfct? gt a leif and u suxors! srsly! srsly! srsly! go 2 hell! gogogogogogo 222222 heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Can I join, please? biggrin


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The Hack Monster wrote:wow u guyz r grammr natsees u r all men & i thnk u shukd allll goto hell some ppl r retdrd u kno adn all bcuz u r so PERFECTUOUS on ur wrds dosnt meen dat tha wkrd givs @ dam. u all lkie need 2 chiil or illl tell a admn on u u stpd bi*chz feck u <3 katie ps 4 uf info i type gud ok??????????????????????????????????????????????? ok glad we had dis tlk bi bi now o no wayt i wann say U ALLL CAN GO SUX BALZ U FAGATS GO & SUX A DYK


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M47 wrote: What you are sayIng when you say capItalIes those I, Is a noncence thIng because look what happens!!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:44 pm


Wow, it must feel great to tell them "NO." XD

Sighren


wyrfxrssn

PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:43 am


I'd wanna be captain. I'd just ignore the request, I wouldn't give them the pleasure of being rejected.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:45 am


Wow the nerve of people, did he honestly think he would get accepted? xd

Lord Himuro of darkness


rae-chan-sensei

Lonely Kitten

PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 7:57 am


You poor thing. *gives cookie* But that's hysterical. Post more?
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:06 pm


My big brother sent in an application like that from his account. I told him I'd laugh when he got rejected. And I did.

choirperson


TehMost-AwesomeUsername

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:44 pm


They spelled Gaia wrong! This is SUCH a disgrace to us. >.>
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:45 pm


DemonHK
They spelled Gaia wrong! This is SUCH a disgrace to us. >.>
Yes it is.

Altima the Dragonic Lord


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:47 pm


Neo Skuld Bombs, away!

*boom*
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:18 pm


That is the most amusing application I have ever seen. Was he really seriously thinking he'd get accepted to a grammar guild with spelling and grammar as bad as that? It was really funny. Thank you for showing us, Yami.

Lacus_And_Kira


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:48 pm


Does Yami need a hug? -insert hug here-
PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:35 pm


That is the worst writing I have ever seen and I am surronded by idiots almost 24 hours a day.

matthewbodn


Sara Hysaro

Precious Seeker

PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:21 pm


The least that person could do if he was serious about joining the guild would be to open up a Microsoft Word document and double check his spelling and grammar that way. I do that every so often when I come across a word I do not know how to spell correctly.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:00 am


Irony.

Makes me laugh. xD

Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller


Sara Hysaro

Precious Seeker

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:53 pm


Rose the Homicidal Maniac
Irony.

Makes me laugh. xD


Me too.
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