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Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:05 pm


So I'm minding my own buisness, and PMing people, you know, the usual. Suddenly, this appears in my inbox.

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]-[/-Y bITC]-[ i W/-||T u 2 W/-tC]-[ T]-[I5 /-||I3]/[!1!1!!11 0]/[G It5 C/-|_/-D Fu|_ ]/[/-T/-|_ /-|_C]-[3]/[i5t1!!1! WTF

Of course the n00b was stupid enough to put a link to an anime that half the WORLD knows about, and it is on my profile. Full Metal Alchemist. So, I tell him to talk in good grammar, and he sends me a totally different PM.

Quote:
]-[3y BITC]-[ I W/-||T U 2 /I5IT t]-[i5 pR0FI3|_111!11!11 0]/[G wTF IT5 D3/0T3D 2 FU|_ ]/[3T/-|_ /-|_C]-[3]/[I5T1!!!11 WTF |_0|_


Guess who's profile that was? Mine!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:09 pm


I shot myself.

MadnessFreak


pinktarantulas

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:52 pm


I'm not going to even attempt to read that, in fear that my brain will explode.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:55 pm


burning_eyes

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Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:55 pm


I think it's the worst. It's is ultra-retard mode too.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:06 pm


Ph34r n0t, n0n- l33t 0n3$, 1 $h@11 Tr@n$l8 4 U

Translaltion: Fear not, fellow English- speakers, I shall attempt to translate for you.

"]-[/-Y bITC]-[ i W/-||T u 2 W/-tC]-[ T]-[I5 /-||I3]/[!1!1!!11 0]/[G It5 C/-|_/-D Fu|_ ]/[/-T/-|_ /-|_C]-[3]/[i5t1!!1! WTF"

Translation: Hey b***h I want you to watch this anime!!!!! Oh My God it's called Fullmetal Alchemist!!!! What the F***

"-[3y BITC]-[ I W/-||T U 2 /I5IT t]-[i5 pR0FI3|_111!11!11 0]/[G wTF IT5 D3/0T3D 2 FU|_ ]/[3T/-|_ /-|_C]-[3]/[I5T1!!!11 WTF |_0|_ "

Translation: Hey b***h I want you to visit this profile!!!!!! Oh My God What The F*** it's deloted to Fullmetal Alchemist!!!!! What The F*** *Laugh*

(I'm not too sure what "deloted" means or if I mis- translated that....)

You guys damn better appreciate my translation, it was pretty hard.....

Seabutcher


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:08 pm


Seabutcher
Ph34r n0t, n0n- l33t 0n3$, 1 $h@11 Tr@n$l8 4 U

Translaltion: Fear not, fellow English- speakers, I shall attempt to translate for you.

"]-[/-Y bITC]-[ i W/-||T u 2 W/-tC]-[ T]-[I5 /-||I3]/[!1!1!!11 0]/[G It5 C/-|_/-D Fu|_ ]/[/-T/-|_ /-|_C]-[3]/[i5t1!!1! WTF"

Translation: Hey b***h I want you to watch this anime!!!!! Oh My God it's called Fullmetal Alchemist!!!! What the F***

"-[3y BITC]-[ I W/-||T U 2 /I5IT t]-[i5 pR0FI3|_111!11!11 0]/[G wTF IT5 D3/0T3D 2 FU|_ ]/[3T/-|_ /-|_C]-[3]/[I5T1!!!11 WTF |_0|_ "

Translation: Hey b***h I want you to visit this profile!!!!!! Oh My God What The F*** it's deloted to Fullmetal Alchemist!!!!! What The F*** *Laugh*

(I'm not too sure what "deloted" means or if I mis- translated that....)

You guys damn better appreciate my translation, it was pretty hard.....
I appreciate it... and I think 'deloted' is 'devoted'.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:11 pm


It's bad enough when they can't spell normally, but when they misspell in leet... I want to tear my eyes out.

Hirashio


Seabutcher

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:18 pm


Quote:
I appreciate it... and I think 'deloted' is 'devoted'.


Thanks smile
I didn't expect anyone who types like that to be smart enough to know the word "devoted" though razz

Quote:
It's bad enough when they can't spell normally, but when they misspell in leet... I want to tear my eyes out.


Yeah.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:23 pm


Seabutcher
Quote:
I appreciate it... and I think 'deloted' is 'devoted'.


Thanks smile
I didn't expect anyone who types like that to be smart enough to know the word "devoted" though razz

Quote:
It's bad enough when they can't spell normally, but when they misspell in leet... I want to tear my eyes out.


Yeah.

Who knows, maybe they just wanted to butcher a very literate word?

Archdemonessa


Seabutcher

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:26 pm


Luna Ishukan
Seabutcher
Quote:
I appreciate it... and I think 'deloted' is 'devoted'.


Thanks smile
I didn't expect anyone who types like that to be smart enough to know the word "devoted" though razz

Quote:
It's bad enough when they can't spell normally, but when they misspell in leet... I want to tear my eyes out.


Yeah.

Who knows, maybe they just wanted to butcher a very literate word?


Probably.

People like that should be shot. Repeatedly.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:14 pm


They should be shot repeatedly in the head, with an m16 or a sniper.

Archdemonessa


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:19 pm


Wow.

Here I was thinking I was almost totally immune to stuff like this, and my brain almost imploded whilst I attempted to translate this. eek
PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:26 pm


It was sad, true. But the moment my aunt saw this, she went beserk. It was funny to listen to her rant.

Archdemonessa


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:29 pm


Oh god, there was more.

Quote:
0K/-y i W/-||T U 2 d0||/-3T0RZ 2 ]/[3 2 /-C]-[3I3/ t]-[i5 /-\//-T/-r!11!1! 0]/[G Wtf |_0|_ P|_ZD0||/-3T1!!!!1!!1 wTF
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