Just 3 years...

[Pawsie-Incognito]

I haven't talked to my friend, Janice, in three whole years! So, I decide to instant message her today. I looked at her profile and I found this.

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did u kno dat shoes can turn a person on? i find dat pretty weirdo no offence.

y is every1 talkin bout valentinez day?

And she talks that way too. What three years can do to a person.  

[Sulece]

Ouch, the human race deteriorates that quickly? gonk  

[Pawsie-Incognito]

I know; sad, isn't it.  

[Lady Fenrys]

That definitely took twice the amount of time it normally would take to read if she had written it in English.