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Random Crap, Don't Read

What part of "Don't Read" don't you understand?

Don't.

50%

[ 2 ]

Read.

25%

[ 1 ]

I'll read what I want.

[ 0 ]

I didn't read it, I just wanted gold for this poll

25%

[ 1 ]

Total Votes : 4

Lengna

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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:55 pm

Toast toast lovely toast.
Oh how burt ye be
Toast toast lovely toast
No one will eat you but me

Toast toast lovley toast
Oh we will have such a lark
Toast toast lovely toast
You have the lovely texture of bark

Toast toast lovely toast
Oh what a random subject
Toast toast lovely toast
My rymes have become suspect

Toast toast lovely t-
*beats self in the head with own bat to save everyone the trouble*

.................

I wrote that one for a friend's profile. All that was on his profile was people begging him for stuff and it pissed me off.

So I wrote this at random just because.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:58 pm

...Smashed to peices, trampled under foot
.........My heart had been beaten
...Betrayed so many times, left for dead
.........Don't get me started on the cheaten

...Pain like no other, lost at your feet
.........Why do you make me so weak
...Rip it all out, crushed to pulp
.........The future is looking so bleak

...Just one kiss, one little kiss
.........And I've forgoten my pain
...Hurt me, Beloved
.........Then please kiss me again

..............................

I wrote this one for an RP type thing. I was ready in a good mood that day so it was hard to write an angsty poem.

So that why its not all the great. stare

Lengna

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Lengna

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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:03 am

Cricket oh cricket
......Smashed on the floor
Did somebody step on you
......As they walked out the door?
Did they scream extra loud
......And squish you on sight?
Cricket oh cricket
.......Have you been there all night?

Cricket oh cricket
......So very dead
Did some giant foot come
......And dance on your head?
Did they kill you on purpose
......Or by accident?
Cricket oh cricket
......Can I name you Brent?

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'Brent', altho people have retitled it 'The Cricket Poem'.

An old poem I've had published a few times. Based on a real live dead chricket no less blaugh

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