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Robthebob

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:00 pm


Wow, I can't believe so many people ask each other for money.

Quote:

Wrote:

Hay i wz wundrn if u kan giv me sum gold lol i r ned th glds so plz giv me et or u r gh@y or sel ur swrd so u kan giv me moenz i ned it so plz plz plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz giv me sum kk thx


And here is my response...



No, I am not going to give you any money for the following reasons...

A) Your grammar is worse than a dog trying to write with a kids crayon while choking on a watermellon while being spun around.
B) I am poor myself, I only have 5k gold and I'm saving it up for something.

I *MAY* have been able to spare a little if you would have had correct grammar. It bothers me when people are too lazy to type nicely.

-Rob
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:04 pm


Ugh. I think gouging my eyes out with a sewing needle would have been less painful than reading that.

xAvenirYuinax


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:48 pm


Dear lord. Someone kill him. Please, I want him dead before I can get a hold of him.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:15 pm


That is sad, but *psst* watermelon only has one l, not two.

ninjastargirl12


Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:08 pm


Luna Ishukan
Dear lord. Someone kill him. Please, I want him dead before I can get a hold of him.
Done.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:14 am


*Eye balls fall out of head and run away*

Radio Chaos


Robthebob

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:46 am


ninjastargirl12
That is sad, but *psst* watermelon only has one l, not two.


Ack, you are right! Crud. Ah well these little mistakes happen. I've always spelled "watermellon" instead of with one l. Whoops. rolleyes
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:30 am


Robthebob
Your grammar is worse than a dog trying to write with a kids crayon while choking on a watermellon while being spun around.


That is love right there! *draws a heart in the air with her fingertips* I'm so using that...

rae-chan-sensei

Lonely Kitten


Lady Pica

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:07 am


Oh my....All I can say to that is *points* HA HA!

Sorry, had to. smile
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:20 am


Rose the Homicidal Maniac
Luna Ishukan
Dear lord. Someone kill him. Please, I want him dead before I can get a hold of him.
Done.
And donner.

Did he say that you should sell your sword so you could give him money? What an idiot...

Niccea Majeare


Robthebob

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:56 pm


Yeah, I suppose thats what was said. I pity the future.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:08 pm


Wow...it's bad enough he begged, but like that? eek

Patron with a Mission


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:41 pm


... Thanks. If i had gotten to him... Nny...
PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:18 pm


Yeah... I MIGHT have sent like 2 or 3 gold if they would have been nicer.

Robthebob


CrystalShyner

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:29 pm


Everytime I get those types of PMs I either delete them without even answering or I just criticize the user for not having good grammar skills.
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