Read the homepage, darn it!

[Radio Chaos]

OK, as a few of you know, I am captain of a guild. And on the homepage, it specifically says "Requests written in 'txt tlk' will be turned down." So I go to check if there are any requests, and there was. After I read it, my eyeballs fell out of my head.

The horrible join request

im 14 n i luvvscience soooooomuch plz lemme in plz plz plz plz plz plz!

So, I turned it down, and the guy PMs me later and says this......

Quote:

y did u turn doun meh reqest i relly wanna join plz plz plz plz plz!

And I replied:

Quote:

I turned you down because you didn't read the homepage. It specifically said no "txt tlk" request

And then he said

Quote:

i dont giva f**k lemme in plz i luv science t_t

 

[Archdemonessa]

... Report him... then kill him...  

[xAvenirYuinax]

Don't bother with the reporting. Just kill him.  

[wyrfxrssn]

Wait, he said he wanted to join because 'i luv science?' What does that have to do with anything?  

[Patron with a Mission]

I think the world is trying to tell us something: "We will text talk whether you like it or not!" Wherever did good grammar go?  

[xAvenirYuinax]

It ran away; the text talk scared it away.  

[Patron with a Mission]

I think you're right.

crying  

[Archdemonessa]

Alright siblings, attack!  

[Lacus_And_Kira]

Let's hit him with the grammar book of power. Then again it might take away the little amount of brain matter he has in his head...sigh.  

[Archdemonessa]

Kill him. It's the only choice we are left with. -raises hand- I volunteer!  

[Radio Chaos]

wyrfxrssn

Wait, he said he wanted to join because 'i luv science?' What does that have to do with anything?

It's a science guild.  

[SilverMaple]

Ho boy. I can't believe people would stoop that low.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

*shrieks of hysterical laughter*

Oh my Goddess... that was... the funniest... the... the...

*gasping for breath*  

[illustratinloue]

hahaha that was funny, I also volunteer to kill him!