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rae-chan-sensei

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:47 am
My mom gets tons of chainletters and forwards, and always sends them to me. sweatdrop When I checked my email this morning, this is what was waiting for me:

Quote:
Subject: Fw: Spell Check???



> Subject: Spell Check???
> Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!
> fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny
> 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
> i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
> phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
> Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
> olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
> pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
> pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
> istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
> slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
>
> ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS



I was a little scared that what it was saying was true: I could read it with only the first and last letters being in the correct spots. It's like an evolved form of txt tlk. What are your opinions about this? And has anyone seen this before?

(I put this in Txt Tlk Horror Stories because I wasn't sure if it would fit anywhere else...)  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:51 am
I recieved this e-mail once. I could understand everything, but I sincerely hope it doesn't actually catch on... gonk  

SilverMaple

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:20 am
When I was in college, my Honors English teacher showed that to us, and allowed us to throw darts at it...  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:50 am
I keep getting that. For some reason, people think it's entertaining to send it to me. stare  

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:51 pm
Luna Ishukan
When I was in college, my Honors English teacher showed that to us, and allowed us to throw darts at it...

That is the best Idea I have heard in a long time.  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:36 pm
I sure hope you didn't forward that.  

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rae-chan-sensei

Lonely Kitten

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:29 am
black-sorceress-tsukiko
Luna Ishukan
When I was in college, my Honors English teacher showed that to us, and allowed us to throw darts at it...

That is the best Idea I have heard in a long time.


I agree!

I didn't realize that this email had been around for a while... I'd never heard of the "research" that it mentions before. It's one of those things that make you wonder if it's really true. And if so...why? rolleyes If that made any sense...

And don't worry, Socceridol1. I never send chain letters or forwards. 3nodding  
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:43 pm
I would forward this to the people with bad grammar on my instant messaging list, but it's just awful to even look at.  

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xAvenirYuinax

PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:51 pm
Oh, I've seen that countless times. It's getting kind of old... stare  
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:55 pm
rae-chan-sensei
My mom gets tons of chainletters and forwards, and always sends them to me. sweatdrop When I checked my email this morning, this is what was waiting for me:

Quote:
Subject: Fw: Spell Check???



> Subject: Spell Check???
> Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!
> fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny
> 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
> i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
> phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
> Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
> olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
> pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a
> pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
> istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot
> slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
>
> ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS



I was a little scared that what it was saying was true: I could read it with only the first and last letters being in the correct spots. It's like an evolved form of txt tlk. What are your opinions about this? And has anyone seen this before?

(I put this in Txt Tlk Horror Stories because I wasn't sure if it would fit anywhere else...)


Oh.. My.. Good.. God.. That's just freaky! I mean. I'm at a loss of words.. eek gonk ninja  

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:01 am
I've seen that thing more times than I can count.

I think it is stupid and is trying to prove (incorrectly) that language skills aren't important.

"Hey, according to these guys at some university, we don't have to type legibly 'cause everyone can understand it anyway!" stare


I tinhk taht tihs is a laod of blucalrp and sohlud nreev be teakn siuorlesy.


Dang...it took me like, 10 minutes to purposely type that wrong. neutral  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:46 pm
This thing gets on my nerves! Everyone can read it its just someones sad attempt at making people feel special.  

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Sagewort

PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:28 am
Luna Ishukan
When I was in college, my Honors English teacher showed that to us, and allowed us to throw darts at it...


That, is the single most best Idea I have ever heard.
Yes, Idea with a capital I.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:01 pm
55 people out of 100 can? What? That's not possible! We have a break in the law of literacy! Lock the doors, seal the windows, run to the secret subterranean bomb shelter!  

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rickyg33

PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:55 pm
My friend showed me that and I could read it. It talked about it a different way. It was a bit more formal if you didn't count the spelling and I didn't think it was true. I never knew that it was a chainletter though.  
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