And you are?

[Conall the Wanderer]

I got a text message from someone I don't even know today. Well, I don't know, maybe I did know them, I have no idea. All I know is it scared me.

Quote:

heyyyi bby im lyke gone 2 da mks two bi shoos 4 mi bf4ls pARty n i dun no da rd 2 take 2 get they're!!!111 u no

I was still trying to figure it out when I got another from the same number.

Quote:

abba sry we fond it l8ter n its ok n coll is here 2 so u no hav met us.

 

[CristoVII]

The pain....

I can't decipher that. I did the best I could.

Hey (bby?) I'm, like, gone two the (mks?), two buy shoes for my bf(4ls?) party and I don't know the road to take to get there! You know. (abba?) Sorry we found it later and its ok and coll is here two so you know have met us.

That's about the best I could come up with.  

[Conall the Wanderer]

Zweite

The pain....

I can't decipher that. I did the best I could.

Hey (bby?) I'm, like, gone two the (mks?), two buy shoes for my bf(4ls?) party and I don't know the road to take to get there! You know. (abba?) Sorry we found it later and its ok and coll is here two so you know have met us.

That's about the best I could come up with.

That's better than what I got! I thought someone was in an accident and couldn't type and wanted to tell me where they were.  

[Patron with a Mission]

Conall the Wanderer

Zweite

The pain....

I can't decipher that. I did the best I could.

Hey (bby?) I'm, like, gone two the (mks?), two buy shoes for my bf(4ls?) party and I don't know the road to take to get there! You know. (abba?) Sorry we found it later and its ok and coll is here two so you know have met us.

That's about the best I could come up with.

That's better than what I got! I thought someone was in an accident and couldn't type and wanted to tell me where they were.

bby = baby
mks = mall

I think that's what it is.  

[SilverMaple]

I hate when someone I don't know sends me a PM in txt tlk telling me their life's story. And yes, that has happened to me. Grr. domokun  

[rae-chan-sensei]

dameonmac5918

Conall the Wanderer

Zweite

The pain....

I can't decipher that. I did the best I could.

Hey (bby?) I'm, like, gone two the (mks?), two buy shoes for my bf(4ls?) party and I don't know the road to take to get there! You know. (abba?) Sorry we found it later and its ok and coll is here two so you know have met us.

That's about the best I could come up with.

That's better than what I got! I thought someone was in an accident and couldn't type and wanted to tell me where they were.

bby = baby
mks = mall

I think that's what it is.

Also, "bf4ls" probably means "best-friend-for-life's"... as in "my best-friend-for-life's party."

This makes me think the person was an eleven to thirteen year old girl. Meaning no disrespect to any other girls of that age, but this age group is the only one I've ever experienced using BF and BFF and BF4L and such.  

[Conall the Wanderer]

SilverMaple

I hate when someone I don't know sends me a PM in txt tlk telling me their life's story. And yes, that has happened to me. Grr. domokun

Haha, glad I'm not the only one!  

[Conall the Wanderer]

dameonmac5918

bby = baby
mks = mall

I think that's what it is.

That would make more sense. Where does the random k come from? Who knows...  

[Conall the Wanderer]

rae-chan-sensei

Also, "bf4ls" probably means "best-friend-for-life's"... as in "my best-friend-for-life's party."

This makes me think the person was an eleven to thirteen year old girl. Meaning no disrespect to any other girls of that age, but this age group is the only one I've ever experienced using BF and BFF and BF4L and such.

Lovely. And 11-year-old stalker. Haha  

[Robthebob]

Ugh, too hard to read in my opinion. Maybe it was a mistell... hopefully... I REALLY dislike those bloody text talk stories, cant tell a word they are saying.

But anyways, off to work on my criminal insanity protfolio! YAYYYY neutral  

[Conall the Wanderer]

Robthebob

Ugh, too hard to read in my opinion. Maybe it was a mistell... hopefully... I REALLY dislike those bloody text talk stories, cant tell a word they are saying.

But anyways, off to work on my criminal insanity protfolio! YAYYYY neutral

Tell me about it, it's another language!  

[Sheep Kitchen]

Quote:

heyyyi bby im lyke gone 2 da mks two bi shoos 4 mi bf4ls pARty n i dun no da rd 2 take 2 get they're!!!111 u no

Quote:

abba sry we fond it l8ter n its ok n coll is here 2 so u no hav met us.

My head nearly exploded.

I got this: "Hey baby, I'm like, going to the mall to buy shoes for my best-friend-for-life's party and I don't know the road to take to get there! You know? (Have no clue what "abba" is.) Sorry, we found it. Later. And it's okay and cool here too, so you don't have to meet us."

Psh. I wouldn't want to meet them anyway.