You know you've played way too much Zelda when...
You make plans to embark on a worldwide journey in a desperate search for the legendary Triforce.
The only things hanging up in your closet are tunics and caps, and you have one tunic for every occasion to get you through life.
You own an ocarina and the only songs you know how to play are those from OoT and MM.
You keep shaking your green cap mercilessly, hoping it would respond to you.
You constantly stand on tree stumps wondering why you're not shrinking.
You brag to everybody that your greatest adventures in life involves saving the princess from the clutches of evil...and you pull the Triforce out of your pocket to prove it.
You can't swim without flippers.
You refuse to carry more than 999 dollars.
Whenever you buy something at the store, you instinctively hold it above your head for a while.
You get upset whenever you do something successful in life and you don't hear the magic tone to tell you it worked.
Your mother constantly yells at you for breaking her clay pots.
You believe that you can get through any obstacle by solving a series of puzzles in the same room.
You're nervous about sitting on the toilet, wondering if an unusual hand will come popping up at any minute.
You think a grown man with a red nose wearing a tunic with his red underwear over his pants, and dancing around merrily with a balloon attached to his back is "normal".
Your philosophy in life is: "If anything stands in your way, use bombs."
You go to the local cemetery and push all the tomstones.
You never question where Link finds the time to use the bathroom or eat during his adventures.
You always have blue, green, and/or red Kool-Aid in your refrigerator and call them "potions".
You accuse every red-headed woman in your town for being thieves.
You randomly walk in and out of people's houses unannounced, thinking they have something pleasant to say to you to help you on your quest.
Whenever you do a good deed, you expect an empty bottle, fifty rupees, or a heart container for your troubles.
You can't listen to Janis Joplin's "Piece Of My Heart" without being reminded of a Zelda adventure.
When you go fishing, you keep throwing away your catches in hopes to get something bigger instead.
You dance with scarecrows.
You use a sword to cut the grass instead of a lawnmower.
Your friends invite you on a ghost hunt to a supposed "haunted area" and you bring a bow, a quiver of arrows, and your empty jars.
You think you can take a fall off a tall skyscraper and live, as long as you remember to roll upon landing on the ground.
The town you live in marks you as an arsonist for burning down all the foliage.
You inquire with the bank how much your cash supply would convert into Hylian rupees.
Grunts and heaves are your main form of communication.
You approach other people in the middle of the woods very carefully, because you believe that if you get too close, they'll magically disappear.
You have grown accustomed to Navi's constant yells of "hey" and "listen".
The overworld of Hyrule is burned into your retinas.
You compare the world's continents with the map of Hyrule and you can pinpoint all the locations Link has been to in his adventures.
You have more Koji Kondo in your CD collection than anything else.
You're not afraid to hold live bombs over your head.
You think it's normal for little kids to play with sharp objects, fire, and explosives.
You grew up with Zelda games, and you yourself were encouraged to play with sharp objects, fire, and explosives.
You have children and you encourage them to play with sharp objects, fire, and explosives.
Sharp objects, fire, and explosives are your answer to everything.
