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The 'txt tlk' equivalents of Satan and Mother Teresa

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davids_buddy_type_thing

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:32 pm


Okay, at my school, there are two teachers who are quite the opposite in everything. Including their writing preferences. The one, Mr. James Carter, is a very literate man, the other, Mr. Wolsborn, is... well, I'll just give you an example of one of the math assignments he gave my class:

"do #urs wun throo 1en on ace questions, or u newbs suxorz!!!"


Here is an example of one of the assignments Carter gave:

" Read chapter one of the Sherlock Holmes book, the Sign of Four, and tell me what details that Mr. Holmes discovered and utilized that you had most likely skipped over as if they had no importance whatsoever."


As I said, equivalents of the 'txt tlk' Mother Teresa and Satan. Am I right, or am I right?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:30 pm


Oh my god! I think I would end up shooting my teacher if he wrote like that. That's just scary and I would rather just read the entire math book than deal with that man writing like that. I'm sure I would leanr much more.

heavens_akki


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:37 pm


The Father of Lies adopts many disguises... ninja

The Dark One has disguised himself as your teacher! You must take a statue of a nude woman holding a crystal ball aloft in a hand and use it to bash his brains in!
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:15 pm


You're... You're kidding, right? O_o Pleeeaaase, tell me this isn't true! crying

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:47 am


I think...I think...*brain sizzles and fries*

Fatal Error: 0171 - shutting down computer...

Wow...my mind just decided to fry itself after reading that. That is scary.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:51 pm


...That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

rae-chan-sensei

Lonely Kitten


Mystic Chick55

PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:30 pm


Ew! I would kill my teacher if he ever did that!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:51 pm


Is he old? Maybe he's in his midlife crisis. "Using txt tlk is young an hip, yo!". No, it happens to be anything but.

CristoVII


Chasmothyst

Shirtless Lunatic

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:27 pm


My math teacher is such a pain- I really have to restrain myself from going up to him and slapping the living daylights out of him. If he ever wrote anything this atrocious, I wouldn't hesitate to strangle the man.
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