The 'txt tlk' equivalents of Satan and Mother Teresa

[davids_buddy_type_thing]

Okay, at my school, there are two teachers who are quite the opposite in everything. Including their writing preferences. The one, Mr. James Carter, is a very literate man, the other, Mr. Wolsborn, is... well, I'll just give you an example of one of the math assignments he gave my class:

"do #urs wun throo 1en on ace questions, or u newbs suxorz!!!"


Here is an example of one of the assignments Carter gave:

" Read chapter one of the Sherlock Holmes book, the Sign of Four, and tell me what details that Mr. Holmes discovered and utilized that you had most likely skipped over as if they had no importance whatsoever."


As I said, equivalents of the 'txt tlk' Mother Teresa and Satan. Am I right, or am I right?  

[heavens_akki]

Oh my god! I think I would end up shooting my teacher if he wrote like that. That's just scary and I would rather just read the entire math book than deal with that man writing like that. I'm sure I would leanr much more.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

The Father of Lies adopts many disguises... ninja

The Dark One has disguised himself as your teacher! You must take a statue of a nude woman holding a crystal ball aloft in a hand and use it to bash his brains in!  

[SilverMaple]

You're... You're kidding, right? O_o Pleeeaaase, tell me this isn't true! crying  

[Patron with a Mission]

I think...I think...*brain sizzles and fries*

Fatal Error: 0171 - shutting down computer...

Wow...my mind just decided to fry itself after reading that. That is scary.  

[rae-chan-sensei]

...That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.  

[Mystic Chick55]

Ew! I would kill my teacher if he ever did that!  

[CristoVII]

Is he old? Maybe he's in his midlife crisis. "Using txt tlk is young an hip, yo!". No, it happens to be anything but.  

[Chasmothyst]

My math teacher is such a pain- I really have to restrain myself from going up to him and slapping the living daylights out of him. If he ever wrote anything this atrocious, I wouldn't hesitate to strangle the man.