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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:38 pm


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*sobs*

Why? Why?!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:31 am


Where did you see this atrocity Galadedrid?

*Pats on shoulder* there there.

Smoozle

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Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:47 am


*hands you a cookie* It's okay, there, there.

confused

*pause*

*loads up minigun*

All right....where is (s)he?
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:17 am


The dreaded...

*scary music*

C H A T T E R B O X!

Galadedrid Damodred


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:28 am


*sigh* All right, let's see...I must suit up. The Chatterbox is not easy terrain, I hear.

*goes into the closet*

"Hey...Fox, where's your flaming sword? On the left...and my Shield of Literacy? Above me...okay...and your rune armor? (RuneScape reference, haha) Okay...thanks. Be back in a bit...no no...just gotta go take care of someone...Yes, I'll go get you some ramen..."

Okay...I'm ready...who's with me? whee
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:00 am


*Cracks the Whip of Literacy and sharpens the Blade of Grammar* ((Very stupid name :XP: ))

Altima the Dragonic Lord


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:19 pm


Altima the Dragonic Lord
*Cracks the Whip of Literacy and sharpens the Blade of Grammar* ((Very stupid name :XP: ))


Yay! Anyone else?
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:27 pm


eek

Oh...

This person is going down. Further down than any person has ever gone.

Like, past Hell even.

I never thought I'd have to use this...

*Summons 50-ton Grammar Hammer with dramatic lighting effects, lens flares and swooshy colored backgrounds.*

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

No noob could ever hope to stand against the power of the Grammar Hammer.

Lekonua

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:53 pm


*brandishes his new KATANA*

Reporting for duty!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:19 pm


Hang on a sec...*enters house*

"Hey Fox! Your ramen is on its way!...no, I don't need backup; I'm able to defend myself. I've some friends...yes, I'll be home for dinner..."

*walks back out*

All right...that everyone?

*waits for latecomers*

Patron with a Mission


Solacing

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:18 pm


What is that... THAT THING!?!?!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:47 pm


I'm with you! Sorry it took me so long... Couldn't find my sword. -brandishes coat-hanger- What? Oh, darn. -tosses coat-hanger over shoulder- I shall fight with my bare hands then! To victory! -trips over shoelace- For the love of crepes...

Asher_Scree


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Lonely Kitten

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:54 pm


What does that even say?

*straps on her pouch of Poison Shuriken of Spell Checking and brandishes her Sai of Literacy* These have +2 to causing braindamage of anyone using L33t or Txt Tlk. *grin* I'm all set!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:39 pm


... Forgive me for being late. I was in court, deciding if someone should receive the death penalty or not. They died. But... the mounting loss of my sanity has just risen higher. I will need to kill someone soon. Excuse me, I must go find my dictionary of Amazing Literacy. Oh, and the Literate Language Book. Both are known to destroy the idiot simply by opening it.

Archdemonessa


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:51 pm


*Flicks out her Parasol of Literacy.*
This particular parasol can give people seizures. I'm all ready!
*Turns away from that mess of leet.*
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