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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:22 am


Fear my French skills.
Anyhow, I recieved this not too long ago:


XxJennessaxX
The Retarded Noob
XxJennessaxX
The Retarded Noob
so lk u spk otr lngg thn eng?

What is that pile of mashed potatoes you call a PM?

o ya i fergt u wer in da gild: do u speek any other languige then english?

Still illiterate, but understandable:
Yes, I can speak French, Spanish and Italian as second languages.


Then, he replied in a new Private Message:


The Retarded Noob
XxJennessaxX
The Retarded Noob
k prove it

Alright:
Hello, how are you?
French: Bonjour, comment allez-vous?/ Bonjour, comment ça va?
Spanish: Hola, cómo eres?
Italian: Ciao, come siete?

Is that proof enough?

u suk i wstd ur tm, bi bi, i thnk u r 2 bd 2 tec! boho!


Let me at his throat! That's no way to treat a teacher! scream
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:15 pm


Ok...WHAT?! THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A TEACHER!!!!! stressed

Altima the Dragonic Lord


SonarP

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:16 pm


Teacher...please...like.........HURT HIM!! CRUSH HIM!!!

HULK SMASH!!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:27 pm


Ugh. I hate stupid people.

Chasmothyst

Shirtless Lunatic


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:43 pm


immortal_pandora
Ugh. I hate stupid people.

You're not the only one, dear. razz
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:01 pm


XxJennessaxX
immortal_pandora
Ugh. I hate stupid people.

You're not the only one, dear. razz


I weep for the utter stupidity of this generation. I appreciated your word art, and there, that cretin does not have even half a brain cell! evil

Natsuri


SonarP

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:48 am


Natsuri
XxJennessaxX
immortal_pandora
Ugh. I hate stupid people.

You're not the only one, dear. razz


I weep for the utter stupidity of this generation. I appreciated your word art, and there, that cretin does not have even half a brain cell! evil


Does it even have, like, any portion of a brain cell?
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:29 pm


SonarP
Natsuri
XxJennessaxX
immortal_pandora
Ugh. I hate stupid people.

You're not the only one, dear. razz


I weep for the utter stupidity of this generation. I appreciated your word art, and there, that cretin does not have even half a brain cell! evil


Does it even have, like, any portion of a brain cell?

Only 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000th of a brain cell.
Or maybe even zero.

XxJennessaxX


Lacus_And_Kira

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:32 pm


XxJennessaxX
SonarP
Natsuri
XxJennessaxX
immortal_pandora
Ugh. I hate stupid people.

You're not the only one, dear. razz


I weep for the utter stupidity of this generation. I appreciated your word art, and there, that cretin does not have even half a brain cell! evil


Does it even have, like, any portion of a brain cell?

Only 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000th of a brain cell.
Or maybe even zero.

It's so funny because its so true.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:42 pm


Lacus_And_Kira
XxJennessaxX
SonarP
Natsuri
XxJennessaxX

You're not the only one, dear. razz


I weep for the utter stupidity of this generation. I appreciated your word art, and there, that cretin does not have even half a brain cell! evil


Does it even have, like, any portion of a brain cell?

Only 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000th of a brain cell.
Or maybe even zero.

It's so funny because its so true.

So true. Too true. sad
Because I got another message from him:

Quote:
sh sh sh ma ma ma fu fu fu ka ka ka wts up u stil mde i rly no sry i men 2 sai u rly du sk i men i dun wt i men.

*0*
What the *bleep*!?

XxJennessaxX


Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:26 pm


Urge to kill rising... I have an alter ego that is more homicidal than me, shall I bring her out?
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:21 am


Luna Ishukan
Urge to kill rising... I have an alter ego that is more homicidal than me, shall I bring her out?

Go ahead.

XxJennessaxX


[Joan De Arc]

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:21 am


XxJennessaxX
Fear my French skills.
Anyhow, I recieved this not too long ago:


XxJennessaxX
The Retarded Noob
XxJennessaxX
The Retarded Noob
so lk u spk otr lngg thn eng?

What is that pile of mashed potatoes you call a PM?

o ya i fergt u wer in da gild: do u speek any other languige then english?

Still illiterate, but understandable:
Yes, I can speak French, Spanish and Italian as second languages.


Then, he replied in a new Private Message:


The Retarded Noob
XxJennessaxX
The Retarded Noob
k prove it

Alright:
Hello, how are you?
French: Bonjour, comment allez-vous?/ Bonjour, comment ça va?
Spanish: Hola, cómo eres?
Italian: Ciao, come siete?

Is that proof enough?

u suk i wstd ur tm, bi bi, i thnk u r 2 bd 2 tec! boho!


Let me at his throat! That's no way to treat a teacher! scream

GIVE ME THAT IDIOTS NAME!
I SWEAR!
DON'T INSULT PEOPLE WHO HAVE LANGUAGE SKILLS!

I adore people who can speak multi-languages...
*stares with admiration*
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:51 am


Qu'un idiot. Même après la preuve, il croit toujours que les gens sur les forums sont incapables de parler des langues européennes.

(Excuse me if I happened to make any errors. I learned French and German from a textbook with the help if learning CDs. For our non French-speaking guildmates, here is a translation that's not entirely accurate since the above sentence involves different grammar sense.)

What an idiot. Even after the proof, he believes that the people on the forums are incapable to talking in European languages.

CristoVII


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:15 pm


[Joan De Arc]

GIVE ME THAT IDIOTS NAME!
I SWEAR!
DON'T INSULT PEOPLE WHO HAVE LANGUAGE SKILLS!

I adore people who can speak multi-languages...
*stares with admiration*

That idiot's username is ~bannedohnoes~ _swirly_ (I think...).
Thank you, French and English are my first languages, Italian being a second language. I learned Spanish during my student years. xd
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