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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:25 am


I was wandering around Gaia (what else?), and I had a new PM awaiting me. I clicked the enveloppe and stumbled upon this little beauty:


~bannedohnoes~ _swirly_
i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes


The only words I understand in there are: I, you, are, all, no, noob.
Will anybody risk their soul and try to decode this? I simply cannot decode this pile of s**t (please excuse my swearing), so...
...
...
I have nothing else to say.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:25 am


Wow. Just. Wow.

omg its nimbus


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:00 pm


XxJennessaxX
I was wandering around Gaia (what else?), and I had a new PM awaiting me. I clicked the enveloppe and stumbled upon this little beauty:


~bannedohnoes~ _swirly_
i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes


The only words I understand in there are: I, you, are, all, no, noob.
Will anybody risk their soul and try to decode this? I simply cannot decode this pile of s**t (please excuse my swearing), so...
...
...
I have nothing else to say.


I shall attempt it. *slight bow*

Ahem.

"I like chess. Do you chess ? Like, what's grammar? I hate you. Okay, thanks. (portion skipped) You gots (have) no life, you are a noob."

I have a hard time translating "r bai fek"...but I know the second half says "all the games."

---

That is all I could do without my head exploding. The joy of being promoted to a Level 1 writing tutor has been flattened. stare
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:39 pm


i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob


I like Cheese, Do you like cheese? Whats grammar? I hate you, okay? Thanks, or bye. ******** all that grammar, you have no life noob. Nooo....oob.

Maybe?

Songo-Hanli Aanali


Lekonua

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:00 pm


Quote:
i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes.gif



"I like cheese [chess?]. Do you like cheese [chess?]? What's grammar? I hate you, 'kay thanks are bye f**k all the games. You got no life, noob."

That...is...hilarious. This person calls good grammar users noobs?

I am about to pass out from laughing so hard.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:54 pm


Wow, That brings a whole new understanding of IDIOTIC!

burning_eyes

Robthebob


Zealot of Insanity

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:19 pm


Robthebob
Wow, That brings a whole new understanding of IDIOTIC!

burning_eyes
Not really, it's been there for quite some time.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:31 am


This PM does not simply define "moronic beyond measure". It legitimizes the phrase's existence.

Galadedrid Damodred


CristoVII

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:12 am


The amount on effort placed on translating this is painful, more to the person who pmed it that to the people who tried to translate it (more or less I got the same thing).

You seem to get a lot of txt tlk flame pms, don't you? It's like an infestation of ticks.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:32 pm


Lekonua
Quote:
i lk chez du u lk chz wts gramr i ht u kthx r bai fek al th gamz u gtz a no lif, nob noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob burning_eyes.gif



"I like cheese [chess?]. Do you like cheese [chess?]? What's grammar? I hate you, 'kay thanks are bye f**k all the games. You got no life, noob."

That...is...hilarious. This person calls good grammar users noobs?

I am about to pass out from laughing so hard.


eek Why didn't I think of that? I do believe it's cheese. Forgive my mistake.

Patron with a Mission


[Joan De Arc]

PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:44 pm


I'm going to..
Err.....
Well, I'm thinking a huge flaming on how idiotic that idiot is..
Or a message insulting him.
Or it..
Or IDIOT!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:10 pm


He really does have a death wish...

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

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