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 Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:52 am
Ok, so I've seen a lot of things like 'The Sword of Literacy' or 'The Sheild of Grammer' or my personal faveorite, 'The Grammer Hammer'. So, I made this thread about those things. What kind of Weapon of Literacy do YOU use? Where did you get the idea from?
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:05 am
My personal favorite is my Shield of Literacy.
I got the idea after noticing that everyone else had a sword or other. I prefer to defend and teach someone who doesn't know it than attack without explaining, though some of my posts show otherwise. But as a writing tutor, I prefer to defend and explain.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:44 am
Obito Sharingan Uchiha Ok, so I've seen a lot of things like 'The Sword of Literacy' or 'The Sheild of Grammer' or my personal faveorite, 'The Grammer Hammer'. So, I made this thread about those things. What kind of Weapon of Literacy do YOU use? Where did you get the idea from? GRAMM AR. <******** style="font-size: 24px"> AR! My personal favourite is the Wildey .50SR (.50SpellingRound) and the Webley .303LCSR (.303 Literacy conversion special round). Or the gun which kills everyone who misspells grammar inside 3G.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:52 am
MadnessFreak Obito Sharingan Uchiha Ok, so I've seen a lot of things like 'The Sword of Literacy' or 'The Sheild of Grammer' or my personal faveorite, 'The Grammer Hammer'. So, I made this thread about those things. What kind of Weapon of Literacy do YOU use? Where did you get the idea from? GRAMM AR. <******** style="font-size: 24px"> AR! My personal favourite is the Wildey .50SR (.50SpellingRound) and the Webley .303LCSR (.303 Literacy conversion special round). Or the gun which kills everyone who misspells grammar inside 3G. *runs and hides* I'll try not to misspell, I promise. eek
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:05 am
dameonmac5918 MadnessFreak Obito Sharingan Uchiha Ok, so I've seen a lot of things like 'The Sword of Literacy' or 'The Sheild of Grammer' or my personal faveorite, 'The Grammer Hammer'. So, I made this thread about those things. What kind of Weapon of Literacy do YOU use? Where did you get the idea from? GRAMM AR. <******** style="font-size: 24px"> AR! My personal favourite is the Wildey .50SR (.50SpellingRound) and the Webley .303LCSR (.303 Literacy conversion special round). Or the gun which kills everyone who misspells grammar inside 3G. *runs and hides* I'll try not to misspell, I promise. eek xD To be honest I don't really care (my spelling isn't perfect) unless it's a word right in front of your eyes, all the time.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:35 am
A literacy weapon? Hmm....
An epic flying F50 Grammarian jet with duel spellcheck cannons that fire at twenty thousand "lol" vaporizing rounds per half-second, also loaded with "Turn your Caps Lock Off" missiles that leave literate fallout that instantly vaporizes any txt tlk, an ICGM "Txt Tlk Incinerator" that can destroy all traces of any deliberately misspelled English word within a universal radius, and of course, an internal coffee machine (can't fight txt tlk without mocha!).
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:47 pm
dameonmac5918 My personal favorite is my Shield of Literacy. I got the idea after noticing that everyone else had a sword or other. I prefer to defend and teach someone who doesn't know it than attack without explaining, though some of my posts show otherwise. But as a writing tutor, I prefer to defend and explain. I love this--the "weapon" and the description. It's quite awesome!
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:54 pm
&heartsZweite A literacy weapon? Hmm.... An epic flying F50 Grammarian jet with duel spellcheck cannons that fire at twenty thousand "lol" vaporizing rounds per half-second, also loaded with "Turn your Caps Lock Off" missiles that leave literate fallout that instantly vaporizes any txt tlk, an ICGM "Txt Tlk Incinerator" that can destroy all traces of any deliberately misspelled English word within a universal radius, and of course, an internal coffee machine (can't fight txt tlk without mocha!). I'm going with you on this! It's the perfect literacy weapon! With a coffee maker, I mean really, how much better can you get? &hearts
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:47 pm
ChibiStarlet dameonmac5918 My personal favorite is my Shield of Literacy. I got the idea after noticing that everyone else had a sword or other. I prefer to defend and teach someone who doesn't know it than attack without explaining, though some of my posts show otherwise. But as a writing tutor, I prefer to defend and explain. I love this--the "weapon" and the description. It's quite awesome! Thank you. In fact, among my card playing friends, I was the one who was more concerned with healing and defending rather than attacking. ^.^ I've always been like that, it seems.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:24 pm
I simply just prefer a shotgun or a pistol to shoot those grammar-deficient idiots.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:55 pm
I personally think guns are awesome, and with that, Beretta, the Italian gun makers are the best.
So put a Beretta 9mm Pistol together with Grammar, and you get: The Beretta Grammar Gun!
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:27 pm
I just have an all-purpose shoujo-mallet. Useful for all kinds of things, including but not limited to beating sense into people. It does come with extra-dimensional storage space. Nobody sees it coming =)
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:46 am
Smoozle I personally think guns are awesome, and with that, Beretta, the Italian gun makers are the best. So put a Beretta 9mm Pistol together with Grammar, and you get: The Beretta Grammar Gun! Berretta? Please, where's your style? talk2hand The only decent gun Berretta ever made was the PM-12.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:48 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:19 pm
Personally, I think that we should just knife the retards. Seriously, nothing like a little "stabbity stab" action to make you feel better.
(*rabid maniacal grin)
Dea-chan
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