If you could torture txt tlkers....

[CristoVII]

...what would you do?

I'd make them write one thousand speeches that are an hour long in all the languages of the world on the exact same topic, fit for political debate. If there is one mistake or the same details are used, they must write all of it over again.  

[[Joan De Arc]]

Do what I'm doing to this guy who's asking for my password.
Insulting him through what he asks for..

Example:
"D00d, h0w r u t0d@y."
(I suck at writing in 1337, by the way.)

"Please, if you say another number, letter, or word, you could horribly injure yourself with that strangely shape pea-brained cranium of yours."

I would confuse them with long words that insult them.  

[Patron with a Mission]

I would:

- Sit them down, tie them to a chair with duct tape, and tell them, "You are not leaving this room, EVER, until you write a proper sentence." I would also teach them how to write properly, and constantly give them assignments until they decide to write correctly. If it takes the rest of their lives, it takes the rest of their lives.

With no TV, no games, no computer, and no friends, they'll learn quick...oh, yes they will. twisted  

[Wolfie Kid]

[Joan De Arc]

Do what I'm doing to this guy who's asking for my password.
Insulting him through what he asks for..

Example:
"D00d, h0w r u t0d@y."
(I suck at writing in 1337, by the way.)

"Please, if you say another number, letter, or word, you could horribly injure yourself with that strangely shape pea-brained cranium of yours."

I would confuse them with long words that insult them.

I like the way you think. I do that, but I apply it to everything in life. So if I'm bullied, I use reverse psychology, or insult them in a way that makes them look really stupid and me incredibly clever. I, however, would simply use the 'I can't understand you technique'..... you know, the one you use when you want to break up a phone call. But instead of going, 'What? Sorry, you're breaking up', I would just constantly put, 'I'm sorry, I don't understand.... do you speak english? Sprachensei Deutsch?' and continue in such an ignorant manner that they'll leave me alone. biggrin  

[MadnessFreak]

I would break their jaw and slice out their tongue, cut off their fingers, then hang them with their own keyboard cable and display it to a congregation of n00bs.  

[abarrach]

I would tattoo "1d!0t" on their forehead.  

[SilverMaple]

I would tie them up and throw them in a windowless room with only a TV screen, and they'd be forced to watch grammar lesson programs all day long! domokun

Either that or tie them up and throw them in a windowless room with no air vents with someone I know who produces the nastiest farts. domokun  

[MadnessFreak]

SilverMaple

I would tie them up and throw them in a windowless room with only a TV screen, and they'd be forced to watch grammar lesson programs all day long! domokun

Either that or tie them up and throw them in a windowless room with no air vents with someone I know who produces the nastiest farts. domokun

why have farts when you could have SKUNK MUSK?  

[applecyder]

It's 'Sprechen Sie deutsch?' >.< I couldn't resist not doing anything about that. True, that my German is bad and it's only good for me preventing from being sold XD But it still works.  

[BlueBlythe]

Wolfie Kid

[Joan De Arc]

Do what I'm doing to this guy who's asking for my password.
Insulting him through what he asks for..

Example:
"D00d, h0w r u t0d@y."
(I suck at writing in 1337, by the way.)

"Please, if you say another number, letter, or word, you could horribly injure yourself with that strangely shape pea-brained cranium of yours."

I would confuse them with long words that insult them.

I like the way you think. I do that, but I apply it to everything in life. So if I'm bullied, I use reverse psychology, or insult them in a way that makes them look really stupid and me incredibly clever. I, however, would simply use the 'I can't understand you technique'..... you know, the one you use when you want to break up a phone call. But instead of going, 'What? Sorry, you're breaking up', I would just constantly put, 'I'm sorry, I don't understand.... do you speak english? Sprachensei Deutsch?' and continue in such an ignorant manner that they'll leave me alone. biggrin

Well, I should not had done it to the hacker.
I got hacked.  

[Wolfie Kid]

BlueBlythe

Wolfie Kid

[Joan De Arc]

Do what I'm doing to this guy who's asking for my password.
Insulting him through what he asks for..

Example:
"D00d, h0w r u t0d@y."
(I suck at writing in 1337, by the way.)

"Please, if you say another number, letter, or word, you could horribly injure yourself with that strangely shape pea-brained cranium of yours."

I would confuse them with long words that insult them.

I like the way you think. I do that, but I apply it to everything in life. So if I'm bullied, I use reverse psychology, or insult them in a way that makes them look really stupid and me incredibly clever. I, however, would simply use the 'I can't understand you technique'..... you know, the one you use when you want to break up a phone call. But instead of going, 'What? Sorry, you're breaking up', I would just constantly put, 'I'm sorry, I don't understand.... do you speak english? Sprachensei Deutsch?' and continue in such an ignorant manner that they'll leave me alone. biggrin

Well, I should not had done it to the hacker.
I got hacked.

You poor soul. crying  

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

I believe in Jesus Christ, my Savior. If you do too, and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

It's "have not", not "had not".

I would point a pistol to their head and make them read novels written in Medieval English.

 

[blueturnsgrey]

These are all really great forms of torture. Some of them are a little crazy.

The only thing I can think of at this present moment in time is to force them to send one thousand text messages in perfect grammar in a row. If they mess one up, they start again. Oh, and each message would have to use the maximum amount of characters.

xd That's all you get from me right now. It's not the best.  

[MadnessFreak]

Yami no Hitokiri

I believe in Jesus Christ, my Savior. If you do too, and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

It's "have not", not "had not".

I would point a pistol to their head and make them read novels written in Medieval English.

It would be better if said pistol was a Wildey .50AE, which is the kind of thing that takes down elephants. And it's a pistol.  

[l3viathan]

blueturnsgrey

These are all really great forms of torture. Some of them are a little crazy.

The only thing I can think of at this present moment in time is to force them to send one thousand text messages in perfect grammar in a row. If they mess one up, they start again. Oh, and each message would have to use the maximum amount of characters.

xd That's all you get from me right now. It's not the best.

Nice!! I like that idea a lot.

As for my idea, I think that I would force 'txt tlk'ers to go to a daily three hour grammar course every night. They would also be forced to start from the most basic grammar course; even if they already know basic grammar. >X3