Greatest One Liners Ever!

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

Since y'all are the FFVII lovers of the world I figured who better to ask than yourselves! I'm making a series of comic, (Aptly titled Chicken Fu For You) and it's basically a meltingpot of just random one liners from these characters, that kinda butcher the series but make it funny none the less.

First comic/example ---> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53443280/

Anyone got any nifty ideas, themes or circumstances they think could fit into here well?

I've already got the "Kadaj is an attention whore", "Yer mom" and "Cloud's hair" jokes prepared XD  

[Sharsarannon]

"Why doesn't he just impale them on his bangs?" ~ Me  

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

xD That could actually work for a few people XDDD  

[KiyaraSabel]

Check out the guild's rant thread, for such nuggets as Vincents elf shooes.  

[Ermak Lorde]

That's awsome! xd :  

[Katrina SaDiablo]

That is SOO great!!!  

[Too Sexy For A Shirt]

xD I'm not really looking to hate on it, but lovingly poke fun, but that does remind me I need to lovingly poke fun at Vincent's shoes XD  

[Ermak Lorde]

"lovingly poke fun" xd Oh good heavens I love that! rofl

I have a nice rant on Vinneys pointy elfy shoes... xp So I necroed my 'rant thread'. 3nodding

feel free to use it for more comic Ideas.  

[Cecil Helden]

you necroed it? that is disgusting.  

[Ermak Lorde]

Jehobo

you necroed it? that is disgusting.

Gah! You know what I meant... xp rolleyes  

[Cecil Helden]

I know what you meant... and it frightens me.  

[Ermak Lorde]

stare

me frighten you? You with your talk of Lucretia being male and sporking and tentacles, and chocolate-covered pickles and chocobos doing I don't wanna know WHAT... I scare YOU?

and I am not a necropheliac.  

[Cecil Helden]

All I said was that the chocobo was there Furry inferred everything else.

Sporking is merely stabbing with a spork... occasionally to death.

The Lucretia thing would just be funny.

And well the pickles and chocolate well... you also must have stumbled upon it in your fangirling.


Yes you do scare me and yes you are a necropheliac  

[Ermak Lorde]

All I know was that it was so disturbing my mind blocked it out... xp

yeah but you steal kidneys and stuff...

YOU think so... why don't you do a fanfic or an RP about it eh? (in the subforum... stare )

I don't do 'fangirling'. That's Furry-chan and Saerenna, They more than make up for my lack.

You're SO much scarier! and I am not!  

[kemenlith]

blaugh ... undeniably great stuff...