Post your jokes here!

[Flateyrarhreppur]

i have nothing y did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! rofl  

[hao13]

you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America?
beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin  

[kittencardea]

hao13

you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America?
beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin

lol, nice  

[MR_SUKHLALL]

where did the sick ship go when it was sick
to the doc rofl rofl rofl  

[preconception]

a penguin goes to the mechainic to get his car repaired. while waiting he goes to get an ice cream. when he gets back the mechainic says that he blew a seal, the penguin replies,"oh, i get that alot, but this is only ice cream". mrgreen  

[Doung-Young]

what goes cluck cluck cluck BANG
I chicken in a mine field  

[IcedCoco]

rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.  

[okami_of_konoha]

kittencardea

hao13

you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America?
beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin

lol, nice

lol this one is no offense to anyone but its a yo mama joke
yo mamma so fat, they made her the pepsi ball in the superbowl commercial sweatdrop  

[R.lone wolf]

okami_of_konoha

kittencardea

hao13

you know why theirs only 49 contestants on miss America?
beacus nobody wats to be miss i-da-ho biggrin

lol, nice

lol this one is no offense to anyone but its a yo mama joke
yo mamma so fat, they made her the pepsi ball in the superbowl commercial sweatdrop

rofl rofl blaugh  

[Arai Kasai]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house. "  

[katt725]

Arai Kasai

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house. "

lol, nice. rofl blaugh  

[sherman the smurf]

what do you call a piece of wood that has nothing to do???









answer: board
ha ha ha ha!!!!  

[Pink Marshmallow 132]

Why did I do a poo?
Because I wanted to!  

[Pink Marshmallow 132]

A dust bin man went to a Chinese man's house and asked him where his bin was. The Chinese man said. I bin to Hong Kong. Then the dust bin man said, no, where is your dust bin. The Chinese man said, I dust bin to Hong Kong. The dust bin man said, no, where's your wheelie bin. I wheelie bin to Hong Kong said the Chinese man. LOL!" blaugh

The bin means been.
The dust bin means just been.
The wheelie bin means I really been.

Sorry to all Chinese people. I do not mean to be offensive! Bye!  

[II Kitsune Masaru II]

Which scientist discovered that the world is round?
Ans: Sir Cumference!