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 Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:44 pm
Okay, I admit I am stealing. I found this in the writer's forum, but it's so fun, I thought you all would like it!
The game is simple... start a story in a sentence or two, and the person below will finish it in an anti-climactic way.
Example:
1st post: The alien, drooling acid, approached the terrified children...
2nd post: ...and handed them each a delicious lollipop!
Got it? okay, I'll start:
The blade of the guillotine was released, falling with a sinister whistle...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:07 pm
...and once it fell out it exploded into a bouquet of flowers.
As the two men stared at each other, sweating, with their swords in the air...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:23 pm
they began passionately kissing.
The Zombies are approaching, neither shotgun nor chainsaw on a stick has stopped them. We are backed into a corner, there's nowhere left to run...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:24 pm
when all the zombies turn around and walk away.
The line of gunpowder was flaming, growing closer and closer to the massive pile of TNT when...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:02 pm
A large orange cat came and sat on it, snuffing out the flame.
The hungry wolf closed in on the poor defenseless baby rabbit, licking it's chops...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:08 pm
when it spotted a tasty sandwich and ate that instead.
Dorothy was just about to splash the bucket of water on the wicked witch when...
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:16 pm
..when Dorothy collapsed and had a heart attack!!!
Children hide under a table nervously, and a knife-wielding maniac is about to find them when...
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:55 pm
he gets distracted by an ice cream truck and leaves.
The girl was dangling by her pinky finger over a 1000 foot drop. She was just about to let go when...
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:57 pm
she remembered she could fly, and soared away through the clouds.
the prisoner had sat in his jail cell for over a century, when suddenly, the door swung open...
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:30 pm
and then swung back closed.
The witch was just about to shove Hansel and Gretel into the oven when...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:26 am
they decided to play uno instead.
Godzilla was stomping his way towards Tokyo (again), Tonka trucks were blocking all the main roads, people were running and screaming and pointing at their impending doom...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:00 pm
suddenly he decied he should resolve his problems in a civilized manner and sat down to have a chat with the people instead eating them.
The little girl was lost in the woods and night had come. all she could see was darkness except for the flash of bright, silvery, razor sharp teeth coming closer and closer towards her...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 3:12 pm
as they came closer she realized it was her teenage sister with braces on.
The oxygen masks dropped from above the passenger's head...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:46 pm
and they chose their flavors at the trendy new oxygen bar in first class!
Flames were quickly consuming the tiny cabin, and the seventeen orphans inside clung to the nun, sobbing and screaming in terror...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:50 pm
when there tears cleared out the fire!!
As the young boy was clinging on the edge of the cliff holding on for dear life.......
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