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A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes it's a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to drink. So he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What is the name of your p***s?" The man replies, "Man get outta my face, I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies, "I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you untill you tell me the name of your p***s." The man says, "Okay then whats the name of your p***s?" The bartende answers, "Mine is named Nike, you know, just do it." The man thought for a moment then says, "mine is named secret". The bartender said, "Secret??" The man explained, "you know, strong enough for a man but made for a woman."

I'll try to keep this joke pg-13. Sorry it's so long.

A guy walks into a bar and see a big sign: Win $100,000,000. Ask the bartender for details. He goes to the bartender and ask him about it.

"Okay here's the deal." The bartender says. "First you have to knock out the guy at the end of the bar who looks like the hulk. Then you go into that door over there and you'll find an alligator with a broken tooth, you must remove the tooth. Then you have to go up the stairs to an 80 year old hooker who has never been satisfied by a man, if you can satisfy her you'll win the money."

The guy orders a double scotch, then goes to the man and with one punch knocks him out. He returns orders another scotch then goes into the door. After a few minutes of yelling and growling the room fell quite. Five mintues went by, he came out his clothes torn, he was bleeding profusly. He stubles to the bar and orders another drink, he gulps it and ask. "Okay where's the hooker with the broken tooth?"

2 men walked into a bar
you'd think one of them would of seen it

A TERMITE WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS 'IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?'


PLZ PARDON THE SPELLING

The pope, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar.....oh wait maybe that's not appropriate.

lol