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 Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:59 am
Have any Q. (question) and A. (answer) jokes to tell?
If so, please do tell them here.
I'll start off with this one:
Q. - What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. - "Good morning ladies".
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:16 pm
i think i got one.
Q.- what do you get when you cross a bird a car and a dog?
A.- a flying carpet.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:00 am
Q. - Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
A. - After 5 years your job will still suck.
rofl
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:04 am
Q. - Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. - After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:49 am
Q: what do you call 3000 terrorists at the bottom of the ocean
A: a bloody good start
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:26 pm
Q - What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A - Boo boos!
and annother:
Q - Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A - Because it had no guts!
hahaha
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:42 am
I think I got one too smile
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw foods?
A: Cause dinosaurs cant cook wink
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:45 am
Here's another one:
Q: What did the male volcano say to the female volcano?
A: Do you still lava me? cause I still lava you wink
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:36 pm
Two blondes are walking down the beach when one say's; oh how sad a dead bird... the other blond looks up sadly and says ....where..?
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:32 am
Q.why did the gum cross the road??
A.cuz it was stuck 2 the chikens foot
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:37 am
kacy_567 Q.why did the gum cross the road?? A.cuz it was stuck 2 the chikens foot i got 1 more Q.what do sea monsters eat 4 lunch? A.fish and ships. its kinda funny
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:18 pm
 ||>>Q.-Why did the little boy throw butter at the window?
A.-He wanted to see the butter fly!
Hahahahaha! rofl <<||
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:08 pm
Q: why did tom throw his watch out the window?
A: HE WANTED TO SEE TIME FLY!!!
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