Snakes in the Kitchen...

[rayne_phantom]

Please don't kill me for sorta ripping off the title of S.O.A.P., but I'm serious about the snakes in the kitchen...
I wasn't sure where to put/post this so I decided to make a new topic so...
We found a snake in the kitchen this morning, most likely the cat dragged it in, right now it's sitting on the tile in the kitchen under a tupperware container held down by a 2 litter of diet coke and the rolling pin... I don't have the guts to kill it/take off the 2 litter and put a lid on the tupperware and take it outside so it has to sit there for now...

So discuss
-snakes
-creepy crawly things in the house
-or anything else relevant...

 

[DEAD Rasputin]

aw.
i love snakes.
i have one.
a columbian redtailed boa.
hes soo cute.
and yeah.

i waould have kissed it if i was you....
then brushed my teeth.

 

[Status Quo Joe]

SNAKES!!
ON DA MUTHA ******** PLANE?  

[Zealous Blue]

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?  

[rayne_phantom]

Zealous Blue

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?

yeah it could, the container was on a crack inbetween the tiles so it could, we went to let it out and it almost got under the couch, the my dad took it outside... as nice as snakes are, this one was really meeeaannn... it lunged at me and as far as I know I didn't do anything wrong... at least I hope I didn't...

 

[EtoilexShizumaxHanazono]

ahh.
snakes are cute.!!! xd
anything that isnt a human is cute! haha.
I have two pet iguanas myself.
One is studs.
and one is spikez. ..
haha they're both kickass.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

rayne_phantom

Zealous Blue

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?

yeah it could, the container was on a crack inbetween the tiles so it could, we went to let it out and it almost got under the couch, the my dad took it outside... as nice as snakes are, this one was really meeeaannn... it lunged at me and as far as I know I didn't do anything wrong... at least I hope I didn't...

and now its waiting for you outside!

 

[rayne_phantom]

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Zealous Blue

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?

yeah it could, the container was on a crack inbetween the tiles so it could, we went to let it out and it almost got under the couch, the my dad took it outside... as nice as snakes are, this one was really meeeaannn... it lunged at me and as far as I know I didn't do anything wrong... at least I hope I didn't...

and now its waiting for you outside!

AHHHHHhhhhh....
Lock the doors and close the blinds
because you can't always hide....
*unintentional rhyming, please do not throw things at me*

 

[Samara E Morgan]

i would be like "HO's**t!" i hate snakes ever since i was lil when a garden snake got into our back yard and it scare the living s**t out of me  

[rayne_phantom]

Samara E Morgan

i would be like "HO's**t!" i hate snakes ever since i was lil when a garden snake got into our back yard and it scare the living s**t out of me

hehe, I got a story...
When I was little my parents were painting the front door in the garage so we had that plastic stuff where our door should be...
I was sleeping in the "play room" area and a snake got in according to my parents it would have bitten me if my cat hadn't killed it, the found it dead mext to the couch that I was on...

 

[DEAD Rasputin]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Zealous Blue

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?

yeah it could, the container was on a crack inbetween the tiles so it could, we went to let it out and it almost got under the couch, the my dad took it outside... as nice as snakes are, this one was really meeeaannn... it lunged at me and as far as I know I didn't do anything wrong... at least I hope I didn't...

and now its waiting for you outside!

AHHHHHhhhhh....
Lock the doors and close the blinds
because you can't always hide....
*unintentional rhyming, please do not throw things at me*

psh...
its ohkay.
snakes are cute.
and fun to poke...
unless they bite you..=/
then it sucks.
but your bigger than it...
so you should live..>.>

 

[rayne_phantom]

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Zealous Blue

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?

yeah it could, the container was on a crack inbetween the tiles so it could, we went to let it out and it almost got under the couch, the my dad took it outside... as nice as snakes are, this one was really meeeaannn... it lunged at me and as far as I know I didn't do anything wrong... at least I hope I didn't...

and now its waiting for you outside!

AHHHHHhhhhh....
Lock the doors and close the blinds
because you can't always hide....
*unintentional rhyming, please do not throw things at me*

psh...
its ohkay.
snakes are cute.
and fun to poke...
unless they bite you..=/
then it sucks.
but your bigger than it...
so you should live..>.>

I would hope so, but of course with my luck I'd get some werid breed of snake from some tropical forest that kills me within 10 seconds....*though I really really really hope that I never do...* and then win the lottery only to be hit by lightning and eaten by a shark...

 

[DEAD Rasputin]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Zealous Blue

I do that with spiders. xD

The tuperware and all.

Can it breathe?

yeah it could, the container was on a crack inbetween the tiles so it could, we went to let it out and it almost got under the couch, the my dad took it outside... as nice as snakes are, this one was really meeeaannn... it lunged at me and as far as I know I didn't do anything wrong... at least I hope I didn't...

and now its waiting for you outside!

AHHHHHhhhhh....
Lock the doors and close the blinds
because you can't always hide....
*unintentional rhyming, please do not throw things at me*

psh...
its ohkay.
snakes are cute.
and fun to poke...
unless they bite you..=/
then it sucks.
but your bigger than it...
so you should live..>.>

I would hope so, but of course with my luck I'd get some werid breed of snake from some tropical forest that kills me within 10 seconds....*though I really really really hope that I never do...* and then win the lottery only to be hit by lightning and eaten by a shark...

that would be sad!
yay i won!
*bite*/*stirke*/*ahhhh*
ahh......v.v

 

[rayne_phantom]

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

and now its waiting for you outside!

AHHHHHhhhhh....
Lock the doors and close the blinds
because you can't always hide....
*unintentional rhyming, please do not throw things at me*

psh...
its ohkay.
snakes are cute.
and fun to poke...
unless they bite you..=/
then it sucks.
but your bigger than it...
so you should live..>.>

I would hope so, but of course with my luck I'd get some werid breed of snake from some tropical forest that kills me within 10 seconds....*though I really really really hope that I never do...* and then win the lottery only to be hit by lightning and eaten by a shark...

that would be sad!
yay i won!
*bite*/*stirke*/*ahhhh*
ahh......v.v

yeah it would, sadly it would make for a funny sketch on some comedy show like Madtv or something... My fav sketches by them
*this 'n' that with rusty*
*Stuart*
*Saw at christmas*

more funny stuff:
*matrix ping-pong*
*Star wars sketch from Robot Chicken*
*The real Chris Angel *funny for me to watch because I've seen the tv show with family and they're all, how'd he do it??? hehe...my uncle told me he actually has a twin, but most people don't know that....*

 

[DEAD Rasputin]

ahahaha
Matrix PingPong.!
iloevthatsoomuch!
its amazing!

it makes me giggle..
and wish i was them every time>.<