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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:22 pm
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I think it is incredibly important to point out that I am not afraid of Zombies. I ain't afraid of anything. I'm a man. A man's man. A big manly man with a man's mind.
I merely do not enjoy the thought of zombies chewing my brain. Zombies, Spiders and the Ocean are things I do not enjoy the thought of, and though, yes, I will not get into the ocean, spiders or zombies, I am not afraid of them.
I just do not like them.
Furthermore, I find it to be HIGHLY INSULTING to say I would be afraid of Zombies, when, infact, it is probably you who are scared of zombies and trying to push it onto me (and if that is the case, it's okay, because I am a manly man with a man's mind and some other overuse of the word man and I will protect you - sparingly, if needed).
I am not scared of Zombies. I just don't want to go to the movies and make out with one.
That is pretty much all, and I hope you read this and REPENT by sending me a very apologetic telegram.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:50 pm
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:01 pm
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:52 pm
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:32 pm
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:54 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:58 pm
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