******** YOU BIRTH CONTROL. ******** YOU.

[Killer Zeit]

Not really. (TMI, perhaps?)
But holy s**t.

So I was taking this same type of birth control (standard type) for over a year.

So I decided to switch to Seasonesque or whatever the hell it is for the summertime and OMG it's like the greatest thing ever and the worst thing ever.

Good part: I'm not holding water-weight. LOSING POUNDS LOL. I won't have a time of the month for a magical three months.
Bad part: So since the second I took the first pill almost a week ago my stomach is CONSTANTLY ******** GROWLING.

I'm talking CONSTANT.
Every. ********. Second.

And then I try to eat and I feel so damn full I can't eat anything and if I do eat something my stomach still GROWLS right when I'm done. WTFFF.

I just ate some cheese and salami and my stomach is STILL growling and dhfajllfkahdflhalkhdfadfgsdfyi!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111112

*screams*  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I bet you ate some salami. Why else would you be on those pills, AMIRITE?

Seriously though, it's better then farting.  

[Killer Zeit]

True.

But it also gives me so much energy I can't sleep at night. O_O
I wake up every 2 hours ON THE ******** HOUR.
~_~

*screams again*  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Thats when you dance, or do sit ups.  

[Zealous Blue]

Let your body adjust. It might take a while.

I'm so screwed up on my birth control that I have two periods a month. o_o Okay. And like, I skipped the period I was supposed to have last month, but still had the random one that I'm not supposed to have.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

birth control....

i would be just happy enough for the stoped "time of month"
i ******** hate it.

and for the tummy growling...
did you ask your doctor?
maybe weird tummy noises are a side effect =D
then it wouldnt be weird!

 

[queenotheworld]

thats what my asthma meds do to me, in terms of not being able to eat
growling stomach? that's strange...