Zeit!
i wish to put this in the recycle bin.
please.
whenever we make one.
because i laugh everytime i read it.
-D[[A]]
i wish to put this in the recycle bin.
please.
whenever we make one.
because i laugh everytime i read it.
-D[[A]]
Well, yeah. We all see hilarious quotes on Gaia.
Here is my own personal stash. (Also in my profile, but, you know. I can't keep shoving those quotes in there forever.)
POST YOURS!
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Prince_Of_Space
GreyGoose91
Dead girls can't say no.
And neither do goats, a/s/l?
Hotel_Yorba
FifiLynn
My friends aren't very trusting. I need to get better ones that are better than for just smoking pot with.
Same here. My friends are starting to smell like bloody tampons.
Kaderu
My mother does not have the ability to put ice cream back in the freezer. She puts it in the fridge. Everytime. Must be in her genes...
Shiny Plastic Reborn
HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THAT OF A WOMAN'S SCORN. I learned that the hard way.
Atrimes
Personally, Simmons scares me. I think he's gay sometimes.
Sonya DeLaqoure
Kay, I want to have your babies. o_o
PinkFuzzyTacos
Zeit Rachen Havoc
PinkFuzzyTacos
Drink a nice cold Jesus. He has a higher alcohol content. After all, his blood is made of wine.
Yeah, I know that much.
Hey, I like your taco. <3
lol
It likes you too.
Nasis Sukiyo
Albino Nigguh
Nasis Sukiyo
So, my son, at the lovely age of 4, has decided he wants to be on TV. In fact, he's gotten pretty adiment about it. I want to hear from some people who know some info on this kind of stuff, so, dicuss children acting.
You have a son and you can't spell adamant. xd
Yes, for some reason, squeezing a child out of my uterus didn't make me into a good speller. I don't understand it either.
Alde
sweetVicki
Alde
You fell for a screamer?
lol.
lol.
lol no it wasn't a screamer
IT WAS GNARLS BARKLEY LOL.
lol gnarls barkley
ROCKSTAR ANIMAL!
Zeit Rachen Havoc
Well, this is cute, but not really 'romantic.'
One time my boyfriend bought me a single rose with his bus fair. o_o
One time my boyfriend bought me a single rose with his bus fair. o_o
ANIMAL THINK THAT SWEET.
IT SAY "GIVE FLOWER MORE IMPORTANT THAN GO AWAY."
ROCKSTAR ANIMAL!
(no subject)
Romance is BS.
ROMANCE IS BATTLESHIP?
xmoofyx
emoprincess89
Hello im new in here!!!!!! and i need friends!!!!! please everyone is welcome 3nodding
RUN.
RUN WHILE YOU STILL ******** CAN.
The Scrivinator
You know the world's going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush,' 'd**k,' and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
Sith Lord Ali
`Condom Baby`
Sith Lord Ali
I almost had a kid once with someone. Abortion fixes everything.
But damn @ that girl. gonk
But damn @ that girl. gonk
I lost all respect for you.
rofl when did anyone ever have respect for me
Zivia
LostOne_sf
Snake sex can last between 6 and 12 hours.
No wonder there are so many ******** snakes on that ******** plane.
toonhank1
lowtiger90
i am allergic to the sun!! my dermatologist even said so. it is so weird.
what happends if u touch the sun
I R TEH NAMEDROP MUDKIPZ
Dear Zeit Rachen Havoc,
I would turn lesbian just for you. I am aware that you have a boyfriend, but don't worry: I will (figuratively) drown him in a lake so you can let your secret passions for me be free, and we can have hot lesbian sex.
I would turn lesbian just for you. I am aware that you have a boyfriend, but don't worry: I will (figuratively) drown him in a lake so you can let your secret passions for me be free, and we can have hot lesbian sex.
Love,
I R TEH NAMEDROP MUDKIPZ
I R TEH NAMEDROP MUDKIPZ
The Little Emo Girl
Burn your friends
Burn your friends
Burn your friends
Burn your friends
I SET
MY FRIENDS
ON FIRE
Thats all you need now
Is to Die Romantic
We're the suffering
Burn your friends
Burn your friends
Burn your friends
I SET
MY FRIENDS
ON FIRE
Thats all you need now
Is to Die Romantic
We're the suffering
Grammardor
I'M RLY A GIRL
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WiccanBitch
SO YEAH! your going to hell 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding have fun
i heard theres a slide to hell im not sure O.o
ill see you there ^_^
i heard theres a slide to hell im not sure O.o
ill see you there ^_^
Anima_Raptor
Before I met my Yaoi Fangirl love of my life.
Gay [-------------------I-----------X------] Strait
A year after meeting my Yaoi Fangirl love of my life.
Gay [-------------------IX-----------------]
An estimate of a year from now.
Gay [-------X----------I-------------------]
xp
Gay [-------------------I-----------X------] Strait
A year after meeting my Yaoi Fangirl love of my life.
Gay [-------------------IX-----------------]
An estimate of a year from now.
Gay [-------X----------I-------------------]
xp
[Shiitfaced] v.5
Omg. An internet forum war.
I don't think I'll ever mentally recover from the devastation.
I don't think I'll ever mentally recover from the devastation.
-That Boy Needs Therapy -
zanpokto
-That Boy Needs Therapy -
YOU JUST HAVE TO SPREAD THE ******** WORD< LIKE UTTERLY BUTTERLY.
WEll, I think I speak for the collective humanity when I say
"SHUT THE ******** UP, AND GO THE ******** AWAY"
WEll, I think I speak for the collective humanity when I say
"SHUT THE ******** UP, AND GO THE ******** AWAY"
damn calm down you need some chill pills
I TOOK MY ******** CHILL PILLS!!1!
scream
THE PILLS, THEY DO NOTHING!
scream
THE PILLS, THEY DO NOTHING!
Chocolate-Jesus
I am currently having sex with everyone on the planet simultaneously.
Even you.
Even you.
I N T R A N E T H E R O
WHAT IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD A GIRL SAY
Lanier`
"I forget how to walk sometimes... you know?"
o_o
o_o
Moterola
bonsushi
Ever seen a 32 string bass?
It's f***king ridiculous
It's f***king ridiculous
I think I just s**t myself.
Sn0
If someone told me they had an account on Gaia during sex, it'd be a large turn off.
and i starve 3
god damnit, i hate s**t that startles me, and this s**t was the worst.
a nice lovely night with a beautifull woman leads to starve getting some bow chika wow wow, right?
so im going like a goddamn champ and nothing can stop me, not even the black guy in the room laughing as im destroying this chick, right?
she ******** queefed on my d**k.
i had to stop and just sit there for a moment, startled, shocked and a bit scared.
what the ********. ******** QUEEFNG ON MY GODDAMN d**k?
i kicked the b***h out, and drank till the unstoppable urge to shower died out.
a nice lovely night with a beautifull woman leads to starve getting some bow chika wow wow, right?
so im going like a goddamn champ and nothing can stop me, not even the black guy in the room laughing as im destroying this chick, right?
she ******** queefed on my d**k.
i had to stop and just sit there for a moment, startled, shocked and a bit scared.
what the ********. ******** QUEEFNG ON MY GODDAMN d**k?
i kicked the b***h out, and drank till the unstoppable urge to shower died out.
LeakyArmpit
WOULD P.DIDDY'S NAME BE TRANSLATED AS
''El Papa De Poof''?
O_O
''El Papa De Poof''?
O_O
Princess Mikey
The White Beyonce
You know there's a music forum x_o
you know you can take your own advice and gtfo. x_____o;;;
lottingalot
[.Slick Candy.]
`Cause I wanna give you a taste...
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Too Long.
Didn't read.
neutral
Didn't read.
neutral
Of that sugar below my waist.
my god your illeterate
Taku-San Of Insanity
The Metal of Iron Steel
Lost sucks...
Well you are entitled to your opinion...but you are wrong.