Corrupted Wishes Game!

[Killer Zeit]

Okay, I'm sure you all have played this before.
But in case you haven't, here's how it goes.

I will state a wish. Ex: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Well, you could say: Granted! But you have to work every day for the rest of your life.

Then, you state YOUR wish.
And this goes on.


So it might look like this:


Zeit Rachen Havoc: I wish I liked myself more.
TEH ANARCHYZ: Granted. But then everyone else hates you.

I wish I had a driver license.
The Mighty Z-Rex: Granted. But you're never allowed to own a car.

I wish I had an iPod.
Zealous Blue: Granted. But you have no money to buy music.


Etc, etc.  

[Killer Zeit]

I go first.

I wish I didn't piss my best friends off all the time.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Granted! But then they'd never go away.

I wish I was younger.

(I've never even heard of this game. By the way, thanks for the ups in the top. My wish was the only corruption that didn't suck. I've never payed for music, lolz)  

[DEAD Rasputin]

granted.
but now your a baby, and you will never age.


i wish i could never hit my head on anything every again!

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Granted; but you have no head and have to star in a really crappy movie that high school english classes must watch.

I wish I could age.  

[Status Quo Joe]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Granted; but you have no head and have to star in a really crappy movie that high school english classes must watch.

I wish I could age.

granted but you continue to age until your too old too live.

I wish I could See Big D in Concert.  

[Killer Zeit]

Granted, but you pass out in the middle of the show and you get amnesia from hitting your head.

I wish my car was paid off.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

wish granted but you just crashed it, and repairs are twice as much...

i wish i could control your answer.

 

[Killer Zeit]

Granted, but you can't control it to your liking.

I wish my ferret would stop trying to chew on shoes.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Granted, but now shoes chew on your ferret.

I wish my room was soundproof.  

[Zealous Blue]

Granted, but now you can make no sound.

I wish I were never tired.  

[Status Quo Joe]

Zealous Blue

Granted, but now you can make no sound.

I wish I were never tired.

Granted but now when you do things You work so much your muscels become oversized and explode.

I wish I Could Learn Trombone.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

TEH ANARCHYZ

Zealous Blue

Granted, but now you can make no sound.

I wish I were never tired.

Granted but now when you do things You work so much your muscels become oversized and explode.

I wish I Could Learn Trombone.

Granted!, but now you can't speak.

I wish money grew on trees that only grew in my room(and the tree has a monkey that folds my laundry).  

[Status Quo Joe]

The Mighty Z-Rex

TEH ANARCHYZ

Zealous Blue

Granted, but now you can make no sound.

I wish I were never tired.

Granted but now when you do things You work so much your muscels become oversized and explode.

I wish I Could Learn Trombone.

Granted!, but now you can't speak.

I wish money grew on trees that only grew in my room(and the tree has a monkey that folds my laundry).

Granted but
The Tree grows wildly and has thorns, it's Korean Money and The Monkey is Evil and has lice..and genital Lice.


I wish I could've seen the JFK assassination In real life  

[Killer Zeit]

Granted, but you're the one accused of shooting him and are thrown in jail.

I wish I was more fit.