Can I help you find something? "Yes, how about explosives?"

[Killer Zeit]

Imagine there is a big contest with a prize for $1,000,000,000.

The challenge is that you have to ask an employee at a department store for the weirdest combination of items you can think of.

The WEIRDEST, GROSSEST, LARGEST, MOST INAPPROPRIATE combinations.


3, 2, 1, go! What would you ask for?

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

A nutcracker and some vaseline.

(I could hook you up with some materials if you're really interested)  

[Status Quo Joe]

"Oh uh, I might need alot of help"
"Okay what can I help you with?"
"Well it's kinda complicated."
"Oh, well here at [storename] we do everything to please you, the customer."
"Okay, you'll need a pad and a pen."
"0_o You can't need that much stuff sir."
"Trust me."
A few minutes pass.
"Okay ready"
" Alright I'm gonna need a cucumber, some Vaseline, a baby monitor, a lawnmower that has automatic wheels, but only in the front, a few packs of condoms, a German SS officers official uniform, a pack of dog food, butcher knives, a first act guitar, a dead body.. Wait you don't sell those...Nevermind biggrin , alright what else? Um I'll also need some pain relief medicine and some Twinkies, some baby diapers, two birthday cards, and a birthday cake. Oh also some Cyanide. Mhm :3"

" O_o..um...what is this for?"
" Does it matter?"
"I'll have to call security"
" [/sigh] It's for a Birthday party"
"O_o I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

^^^true story, and while I was just ******** with them, it makes perfect sense. If you want I'll explain it to you in a pm.  

[rayne_phantom]

A chipmunck, fertilizer, and a can of kerosene
oh, and a bag of cheetos, bag of chips, and Nitrous Oxide "Laughing Gas".

Don't get it?
watch Bio-Dome

 

[DEAD Rasputin]

me and my friends were talking and i had a step-o-meter, and they were like

dare ya to go to the store with Al or someone and ask for

a Box of condoms and a *****>  

[rayne_phantom]

Dr[[Acula]]

me and my friends were talking and i had a step-o-meter, and they were like

dare ya to go to the store with Al or someone and ask for

a Box of condoms and a ***** class="clear">

step-o-meter?
those the giantish treadmill style stairs that work like an esclator?

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

me and my friends were talking and i had a step-o-meter, and they were like

dare ya to go to the store with Al or someone and ask for

a Box of condoms and a ***** class="clear">

step-o-meter?
those the giantish treadmill style stairs that work like an esclator?

No, it's a small device that senses vibrations and guages how many steps you take.  

[Zealous Blue]

"A Puppy Dog and a Hammer." surprised  

[Status Quo Joe]

"Yes Um I was hoping I could Find a Guitar and Some Lube"  

[rayne_phantom]

The Mighty Z-Rex

rayne_phantom

Dr[[Acula]]

me and my friends were talking and i had a step-o-meter, and they were like

dare ya to go to the store with Al or someone and ask for

a Box of condoms and a ***** class="clear">

step-o-meter?
those the giantish treadmill style stairs that work like an esclator?

No, it's a small device that senses vibratios and guages how many steps you take.

ohh those things on the ad for salads *from someplace I don't remeber* where the one girl has it on her belt and and takes the stairs instead of the elevator....

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Sure, I guess. They're rather nifty, I think. They really help you when your hunting for treasure.