To torture a nOOb/text-talker.

[Venat the Undying]

Cut off his hands and dip his wrists in salt while pouring non-lethal(but still painful) acid over him. Then take a rusty knife and start slowly peeling away skin while pouring more salt on him. Then knock him out and put him in a small box with a pistol with one shot. Dump the box in the middle of the arctic ocean.He will either die, or kill himself with the pistol.



*last 2 steps are optional and can be replaced by placing him in a shack, pouring oil in it and on it everywhere, then flipping a lit match on a part of it*
*can be replaced by drowning*  

[Cgamer101 Tokoro]

Thats horrible.You guys are grammar nazis.txt talk isnt that bad.I just needed a guild to get away from it.  

[Bladeglory]

Um... Don't worry Cgamer... This guy seems to be a small minority on G3... Most of us aren't like him... gonk  

[Venat the Undying]

In my defense, I wouldn't do that!
But someone may wish to no how to, so if they want, they can look.
That is all this is; just advice for the ones that want to systematically take them out.

Once again: I WOULD NOT DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT! Thank you.  

[Asher_Scree]

-winces- That's... rather vulgar, deary.  

[Trixstr BOBZ]

King of Halla

Cut off his hands and dip his wrists in salt while pouring non-lethal(but still painful) acid over him. Then take a rusty knife and start slowly peeling away skin while pouring more salt on him. Then knock him out and put him in a small box with a pistol with one shot. Dump the box in the middle of the arctic ocean.He will either die, or kill himself with the pistol.



*last 2 steps are optional and can be replaced by placing him in a shack, pouring oil in it and on it everywhere, then flipping a lit match on a part of it*
*can be replaced by drowning*

Over text talking? Why, I know it's anoying but still. You're just insane!  

[MadnessFreak]

Why pack a gun? That's merciful. Anyway, you wouldn't want to cut off his hands, he'll bleed to death. Cut off his fingers and slash his arms badly. Anyway, everyone can shut their faces, nobody complained when 'How would you torture a txt-tlker?' was made.  

[Bladeglory]

MadnessFreak

Why pack a gun? That's merciful. Anyway, you wouldn't want to cut off his hands, he'll bleed to death. Cut off his fingers and slash his arms badly. Anyway, everyone can shut their faces, nobody complained when 'How would you torture a txt-tlker?' was made.

Except for the fact that most of the stuff wasn't about physically torturing txt-tlkers until they died... stare  

[Captain Purpleheart]

That's a bit harsh.
I'd just talk in extremely literate sentences. It makes them twitch.  

[Venat the Undying]

MadnessFreak

Why pack a gun? That's merciful. Anyway, you wouldn't want to cut off his hands, he'll bleed to death. Cut off his fingers and slash his arms badly. Anyway, everyone can shut their faces, nobody complained when 'How would you torture a txt-tlker?' was made.

Pack the gun because it follows the codes of life that everyone should follow.(Pirates Code) stare

and if the salt doesn't stop the bleeding in the wrists, then bandage them. scream  

[MadnessFreak]

LiefBlade

MadnessFreak

Why pack a gun? That's merciful. Anyway, you wouldn't want to cut off his hands, he'll bleed to death. Cut off his fingers and slash his arms badly. Anyway, everyone can shut their faces, nobody complained when 'How would you torture a txt-tlker?' was made.

Except for the fact that most of the stuff wasn't about physically torturing txt-tlkers until they died... stare

I believe that having to write out 1000 text messages perfectly and restart over again if there was but one error could destroy you mentally, which is even worse. Besides, most people said they would etch verse/literature into them, which is a horrible form of torture.  

[MadnessFreak]

King of Halla

MadnessFreak

Why pack a gun? That's merciful. Anyway, you wouldn't want to cut off his hands, he'll bleed to death. Cut off his fingers and slash his arms badly. Anyway, everyone can shut their faces, nobody complained when 'How would you torture a txt-tlker?' was made.

Pack the gun because it follows the codes of life that everyone should follow.(Pirates Code) stare

and if the salt doesn't stop the bleeding in the wrists, then bandage them. scream

Code of honour? Meh. No.  

[Organic Shadows]

...It's not that bad. I don't like it, but it's definitely not enough to do physical torture to anyone (beyond a good smacking).  

[Venat the Undying]

MadnessFreak

LiefBlade

MadnessFreak

Why pack a gun? That's merciful. Anyway, you wouldn't want to cut off his hands, he'll bleed to death. Cut off his fingers and slash his arms badly. Anyway, everyone can shut their faces, nobody complained when 'How would you torture a txt-tlker?' was made.

Except for the fact that most of the stuff wasn't about physically torturing txt-tlkers until they died... stare

I believe that having to write out 1000 text messages perfectly and restart over again if there was but one error could destroy you mentally, which is even worse. Besides, most people said they would etch verse/literature into them, which is a horrible form of torture.

Nice. 1000 messages? Wow, that is cruel.  

[Feather Kana]

eek

Wow. Some of us here are a tad brutal, shall we say?

Yes, text-talking is a pet peeve of mine, but I doubt I'd go to such lengths over it. More than one of the comments in my Profile has been sauced by text-talk--the most recent the main reason why I started actively looking around for a literate guild once more and finally found one.