Don't you step on my imitation blue suede shoes!

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I saw an Elvis impersonator today. I ******** love those guys. He drove this huge van with an airbrushed montage of Elvis and his name advertising his ROCKING TRIBUTE and we got up next to him and he had the HUGEST MUTTON CHOPS EVER. HE LOOKED JUST LIKE ELVIS.

I ******** LOVE ELVIS IMPERSONATORS.
I will get married by one, even if I have to drug the old lady to do it.

Discuss  

[DEAD Rasputin]

whats so great about them?
[not meanly asking.
just curious..]

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

They imitate Elvis.

It's.... I can't explain it.

It makes me happy, like a thunderstorm.  

[zmorkian]

Elvis lever...

why dont you be one yourself then??
that would save some trouble wouldnt it  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

zmorkian

Elvis lever...

why dont you be one yourself then??
that would save some trouble wouldnt it

Elvis doesn't have a fluorescent red beard.  

[Killer Zeit]

^ My sister. In 2003. Lol. xD Halloween.

Holy hell look at that livingroom. ******** lollerskates.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

You have a sister? redface

One day I will own a bellbottom jumpsuit covered in rhinestones with a starched collar up past my ears.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

You have a sister? redface

Stfu I think my own sister's hawt.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?

Take your pick.

[x] [x]

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?

Take your pick.

[x] [x]

Holy blap! They're both really good.

I invoke the American Card and choose both.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?

Take your pick.

[x] [x]

Holy blap! They're both really good.

I invoke the American Card and choose both.

Okie dokie. xD
Yey I'm in your signature.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?

Take your pick.

[x] [x]

Holy blap! They're both really good.

I invoke the American Card and choose both.

Okie dokie. xD
Yey I'm in your signature.

I had to get some people to help me choose.
You're hawt.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?

Take your pick.

[x] [x]

Holy blap! They're both really good.

I invoke the American Card and choose both.

Okie dokie. xD
Yey I'm in your signature.

I had to get some people to help me choose.
You're hawt.

xd Lol thx.
And I like that one better actually. o.o Good thing.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

She has very nice eyebrows.

Wheres my sign, by the way?

Take your pick.

[x] [x]

Holy blap! They're both really good.

I invoke the American Card and choose both.

Okie dokie. xD
Yey I'm in your signature.

I had to get some people to help me choose.
You're hawt.

xd Lol thx.
And I like that one better actually. o.o Good thing.

You have amazing teeth. I've gotten two PMs and a friend telling me so.