The Philanthropist Ninja

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Welcome To The Philanthropist Ninja

I have finally gotten my dream avatar and it's all thanks to you guys. biggrin I really do appreciate everything you guys have done for me. Below is a list of people that deserve recognition and your support.

Dream Chair
Dronze
roka ablem akoro
RecluseTigress

Farewell, and happy questing! biggrin  

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About me and my Quest.

Hello, my real name is Michael, I'm 19 years old and I like to play as Disseverance in the RP forums. I'm rather good at role-playing and I like to play with good role-players. I love all kinds of music, especially hard rock. My favorite animals are cats and I have one cat and one dog. I know Tae Kwon Do, Hanmudo, Hopkido, and Sun Bi. Dead Pool is my favorite superhero and I love making new friends.

Right now, I'm on a quest for my Dream Avatar, located below. Even if you only want to donate 1 gold. Every little bit helps.


Total Value: 481,612 Gold, 6,000 Tickets
After Exclusions: 477,682 Gold, 0 Tickets
Current: 1,082 Gold
Net Worth: 465,600 Gold
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Item List:
Feet Wraps - Donated by Beach Chair biggrin
Black Musketeer Top - Bought
Oculus Magica
Chain Of Command
Ancient Katana
Ancient Katana
Ancient Katana
Ancient Katana
Ancient Katana
Ancient Katana
Card Shark Bands - Bought
Those Black 90s Gloves - Bought
Snowbored Pants Red - Bought
Black Punk Band


This forum is not just for me, but also for my fellow Gaians. Below are a number of things that I can do to help others on their Quests also.  

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Buffoonery

This is just a side Event. It has nothing to do with my quest or anything else for that matter. This is just a space where I post jokes, riddles, puzzles and whatever else I feel would be fun.

How are you feeling?

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.

Farmer Brown responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"

Farmer Brown said, "Well I had just gotten Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Brown's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."

Brown thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side."

He continued, "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."

"Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."

Finally, farmer Brown came to the end of the story. "The patrolman looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are YOU feeling'?"  

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The 10,000 Gold Lottery!

Possibly the easiest way to earn gold! It's 150 gold per slot and you can buy as many slots as you want! I will be using Gaia's Random Number Generator to decide the winner.

When the slots are filled, it totals to 15,000 gold. I keep 5,000 gold and the winner receives 10,000 gold. Not only does it drastically help my quest, but it keeps people from buying 90% of the slots and leaving a few for the rest, thus making the game unfair for those of us who are not as rich.

The Winner of the last Lottery! -- The winner's name, slot number, and page number where I created the random number, will be displayed here.


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PM me with the subject, "10k Lottery" to tell me how many slots you want to buy. If you want a particular number, tell me, otherwise I'll list you in order from top to bottom.  

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The Philanthropist Ninja Shop

Want an item that I have? I'll be glad to sell these items to you at a low price! Below are items I am selling and the price that I am offering.

Basic Fishing rod - 80 gold
White Table - 10 gold
White Bed - 10 gold
White Chair- 10 gold
White Plant - 10 gold
White Lamp - 10 gold
White Rug - 10 gold
White Door - 10 gold
White Window - 10 gold
White Fridge - 10 gold
Red Floor - 40 Gold
Blue Floor - 40 gold
Makeshift Shelf - 15 gold
Makeshift Bed - 75 gold
Makeshift Door - 50 gold
Salad - 25 gold
Mortar and Pestle - 150 gold
Onyx Martial Arts Top - 2750 gold
Snowbored Gloves - 650 gold
Brown Hiking Boots - 170 gold
Tetris L Block - 80 gold
Inverted Tetris L Block - 80 gold
Island Girl Wig - 80 gold
Dress Shirt - 10 gold
Dress Pants - 10 gold
Dress Shoes - 10 gold
2k6 Mistletoe - 500 gold
Black Retro Phone - 500 gold

PM me with the subject, "Shop" if you want an item and tell me which one(s) you would like.  

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Avatar Contest

Here you can show off your awesome avatar! Up to five people can enter at 120 gold each, totalling 600 gold. I keep 100 gold and the winner receives 500g.

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PM me with the subject, "Avatar Contest" to put your current avatar or your Dream Avatar in the contest. PM with the subject "Avatar Vote" to place your vote for your favorite avatar.  

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Art Contest

This is where artists can show off their creativity! Up to five people can enter at 120 gold each, totalling 600 gold. I keep 100 gold and the winner receives 500g. All art must be your own. Do not steal other's hard work, please.

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PM me with the subject, "Art Contest" to enter art. PM me with the subject, "Art Vote" to vote for your favorite work of art.  

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Quiz Contest

Here you can test your intelligence and maybe even learn something new! Answer the multiple choice questions below correctly and win 50 gold. You are allowed only one try per quiz.

1. Fleet of face

Who had “the face that launched a thousand ships”?

A) Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt
B) Helen of Troy
C) Joan of Arc
D) Queen Elizabeth I of England


2. Well connected

Which of the following was Anne Hathaway?

A) The daughter of Sir Walter Raleigh
B) The mother of Oliver Cromwell
C) The sister of Sir Isaac Newton
D) The wife of William Shakespeare


3. Man of mystery

Who was Edwin Drood?

A) The title character of an unfinished novel by Charles Dickens
B) The hero of H. Rider Haggard’s King Solomon’s Mines
C) The author of such eerie tales as The Monkey’s Paw
D) The real-life person on whom Sherlock Holmes was based


4. Ubi Mare Imbrium est?

Where would you find Mare Imbrium?

A) In the Pacific Ocean
B) On the Moon
C) In a stable in Austria
D) In C.S. Lewis’ imaginary land of Narnia


5. All that jazz

Which great jazz musician had the nickname “Satchmo”?

A) Art Tatum
B) Django Reinhardt
C) Louis Armstrong
D) Miles Davis


6. How high is your dudgeon?

If you are “in high dudgeon”, you are:

A) Chained to a cliff
B) Convinced of your moral superiority
C) Extremely angry
D) Full of good cheer


7. Day job

Lewis Carroll, the author of Alice in Wonderland, was actually Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, an Oxford University lecturer in what field?

A) Mathematics
B) The psychology of dreams
C) Religious studies
D) Theoretical physics


8. The one after the one after

Which is the third largest planet in the Solar System?

A) Jupiter
B) Neptune
C) Saturn
D) Uranus


9. Knights and ladies

In the days of chivalry, when a knight referred to his “destrier” and a lady to her “palfrey”, they were both talking about their:

A) Dog
B) Hawk
C) Horse
D) Uncle or aunt


10. What is it?

What is a killdeer?

A) A bird of the Americas
B) A jacket worn by hunters
C) A rock used as a boat anchor
D) A theatrical critic

PM me with the subject, "Quiz Contest" to give me your answers. I will then PM you back to tell you your score and to give you the correct answers if you missed any.  

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Give a Roll, Get some Gold

You can roll while you post and get gold! If you get any of the numbers below, while rolling between 1 and 1,000, you can earn 50 gold. Only one person per number. Which means that once somebody gets one of the numbers below, nobody else can get that number until I reset them. I only reset the numbers after every slot is filled.

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Last reseted:

PM me with the subject, "Give a Roll" with the page number where you generated the number and I'll add you to the list.  

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Whitelist

This is a list of donators and really nice people who deserve donations also.

Beach Chair - A nice person and he donated my Feet Wraps! Cool!
roka ablem akoro - Donated lots of gold, items and good company! Gnarly!
RecluseTigress - Donated tons of gold and tickets! Awesome!

Blacklist

This is a list of people who are rude and do not deserve donations.

There's none at the moment and I hope it stays that way.  

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