WHY GOD, WHY?!?

[-Delicious-Pineapple-]

WHY IN THE WORLD DO FIRE ALARMS ONLY GO OFF AT UNGODLY HOURS OF THE MORNING?!?!?
You're nice and cozy under the sheets.
Having some happy-whatever-dream
And then

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
And it's never just one of the fire alarms beeping.
It's all of them.
Not together.
Going off at different times.
And only two need the ******** battery changed.
But they all have to go off.
So I have to drag my a** out of bed.
Grab a feckin stick
To hit the little button on the fire alarm
And then attempt to fall asleep again.
FIRE ALARMS ARE EVIL. PURE FECKIN EVIL.
I want them destroyed.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

IT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER TO BURN TO DEATH THEN WAKE UP ONCE.  

[queenotheworld]

Fire alarms piss me off, but when acctually fires accompany them, it pisses me off even more.
At 2am in the hotel we were staying at in DC, some idiot had thrown a cigarret down the laundry chute, and it had caught on fire.
Our whole floor was smokey, and we had to evacute gonk

 

[Pink Rain Today]

The Mighty Z-Rex

IT WOULD BE MUCH BETTER TO BURN TO DEATH THEN WAKE UP ONCE.

Oh, how very correct you are ...