Corrupt A Wish

[Tharkun-kazad]

Well, I've seen them in other guilds so...

Here's how you play:
Someone makes a wish, for example-
I wish I had a pet wolf.
Then, you corrupt the wish, turn it bad-
Wish granted, but the wolf is rabid and mauls you, leaving you a mess on the floor.

To start everyone off, here is a wish:
I wish I had an infinite music source, that was legal. xD  

[LadySorcha]

Wish granted, but you listen to so much music, so loudly, that you lose your hearing and can no longer enjoy the source of your demise.

I wish I were so wealthy that I never had to work again.  

[WitchyBoy]

Wish granted but you get it all in pennies and in one giant tidal wave of copper you are crushed to a fine paste!

i wish i had a girlfriend.  

[Tharkun-kazad]

Wis granted but she watches you sleep, EVERY NIGHT.

I wish I had supplies.  

[-Cupcake Nemesis-]

you get your supplies, but they're demonic and try to kill you.

I wish I had some chocolate.  

[iDosty]

wish granted... but its all melted and hot and you drownd in it...

I wish i had a bf that loved me  

[Tharkun-kazad]

Wish granted but he loves you so much, he follows you everywhere, EVERYWHERE.
I wish my dam beard would grow! stressed  

[Kindras]

Your beard grows, but its not the same color as your hair.

I wish i had a fairy lens  

[HiddenBeliefs]

wish granted but they fly away from you

i wish my puppy would train herself lol.  

[mechanical kitsy]

wish granted but she never gets housebroken

i wish i were legal already stare  

[Dragoness Arleeana]

Wish granted, but you're "legally" blonde. wink

I wish that I had a computer good enough to run World of Warcraft perfectly.  

[vesta_vesves_star]

Wish granted, but you become so addicted to playing you stop going outside and doing anything else but play.

I wish my friends would come to my house. xp  

[Dragoness Arleeana]

Wish granted, but they never leave, and they never actually come inside, they just sit outside, staring inside at you.

I wish I had the money to pay for college.  

[mechanical kitsy]

Dragoness Arleeana

Wish granted, but they never leave, and they never actually come inside, they just sit outside, staring inside at you.

I wish I had the money to pay for college.

wish granted, but you never get a job after college and dont make a cent.

i wish i didnt have any more migraines  

[The gypsy Queen]

granted.
but now you have gingervites.

i wish i become a great theater technition.