My mom asked me to score her a joint.

[Pink Rain Today]

She's...Basically? Getting to be a little over forty, and we think starting menopause-I shudder at the thoughts from such a topic!-so she's swinging from being a b***h to really chill.

Mother gets headaches often now, and used to be a pot head.

But really. there was no way I could get her some marijuana, even if I wanted to [she was arrested from using and in hold of beer around my siblings and I in combination with Mary Jane and crystal meth, had to go sober].

Anyone else have an odd moment like this with their kin?

She used to buy alcohol and cigarettes for my friends if they paid. ;D

UPDATE!

She's trying to quit chewing tobacco. I think it's because the cans are too expensive.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

My dad told me about the time a hooker sucked his d**k.

I was like "woah, hey. No teeth, I'll remember, but that's enough."  

[b0ybands]

My parents offered me a sip of beer once.


I was like, "lolno"

it wasn't that big of a deal.  

[EtoilexShizumaxHanazono]

well.
my dads recently coming back from New orleans with newly rolled cigars.
so who knows..

they're not bad parents..
they just open you eyes to things.
like bourbon street. lol.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Izzenai

My parents offered me a sip of beer once.


I was like, "lolno"

it wasn't that big of a deal.

My father gets pissed off.

"God damn, boy! You're 18. Sit your a** down and have a ******** beer with your old man."  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit's parents give me alcohol.

My friend Maddy's mom gave Zeit and I a whole bottle of champagne when she got drunk two New Years ago. xD It was pretty funny.

My mom drinks wine, but my dad's practically straight edge. They're both like: 'IF YOU TOUCH ALCOHOL YOU'RE NEVER GOING BACK TO WHEREVER YOU GOT IT!!1 OMG WE CAN'T LET YOU GROW UP!!!111!"
 

[Killer Zeit]

My parents let me drink with them.

I had one of my dad's imported/ illegal Cuban cigars once.
It smelled so good. I could actually smell it. xD ( ******** Anosmia. )

And he had some Grey Goose vodka. Omg. heart  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

My parents let me drink with them.

I had one of my dad's imported/ illegal Cuban cigars once.
It smelled so good. I could actually smell it. xD ( ******** Anosmia. )

And he had some Grey Goose vodka. Omg. heart

All that good stuff aside, do you have permanent or temporary fits of Anosmia?  

[EtoilexShizumaxHanazono]

ha.
my parents are these huge alcholics..
and I'm not allowed to drink with them.
they're strict about that.
him being a marine and all.
well I think thats why..

*shrugs.

*one bonus to rotc*-when the seniors graduate,they each have a going away party if they're going to the military. and they get MESSED UP before they go. ^_^ its like tradition.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

My parents let me drink with them.

I had one of my dad's imported/ illegal Cuban cigars once.
It smelled so good. I could actually smell it. xD ( ******** Anosmia. )

And he had some Grey Goose vodka. Omg. heart

All that good stuff aside, do you have permanent or temporary fits of Anosmia?

They don't know. Right now I'm calling it permanent. Haven't been able to smell since... mid-March.

I'm actually having an MRI on mah head tomorrow.  

[queenotheworld]

my parents are completely straight edge...only seen mom drunk twice, dad drunk about four times
not majorly drunk, just enough so that you could tell
they'd never let me touch alchohol
the only time I've had it in family situations was when my grandma thought I was my mom (she's completely insane) on New Years and let me have a whole load of champagne...I love that stuff

 

[DEAD Rasputin]

parents=alcoholics.
ronni=.........

I used to drink...alot..>.<

and i still drink somewhat on holidays//when im with dad.
cuz..
he doesnt even care anymore.


mom....shes just a c**t.
she gets drunk alot.
shes going through menopause too...>.<
and i hate her lately.

she gets drunk and blames the bad things on me.
and i get grounded.

then she stays home the next day.
cuz shes got a hang over.
and shes all whiny.
and crying.
cuz shes guilty.
and i ******** hate it.



fjkslda;fjsld

i will NEVER be an alcoholic.
ever.


and then i was told a story about my dad...
and when he used to smoke weed.

and it was like... him and my god father...
would get high.
and talk in weird high pitched voices.
and scare this kid who would always ask why they were talking weird.
and they would tell him that they werent talking weird.

and they always made him cry...

dad used to be an a**.

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

My parents let me drink with them.

I had one of my dad's imported/ illegal Cuban cigars once.
It smelled so good. I could actually smell it. xD ( ******** Anosmia. )

And he had some Grey Goose vodka. Omg. heart

All that good stuff aside, do you have permanent or temporary fits of Anosmia?

They don't know. Right now I'm calling it permanent. Haven't been able to smell since... mid-March.

I'm actually having an MRI on mah head tomorrow.

Oh, that sucks. MRIs freak me out.

Which side is heavier with Anosmia; the good or the bad?
What triggered it?  

[MasterTater]

i've seen my mom drink
and plenty other relatives drink
but never drunk.
i dont think i know anyone in my family who does drugs or is an alcoholic...

but
i know that my bf's parents did drugs
(he's a crack baby sad )
and stepdad and mom smoke
his dad was an alcoholic
and died pretty from that... crying
it makes me sad...