The worst poem in the world

[heavens_akki]

Spell Check



Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.



(I found this in a poem sight. My eyes nearly bled as I attemmpted to read it.)  

[GaarasOnlyLover]

my god no.... Never in my years as a poet have I seen such... ickiness!  

[Lekonua]

I think y'all need to calm down a bit.

I've seen this poem before and found it quite humorous, as it demonstrates how unreliable spell checkers can be.

Or did everyone fail to notice that every word in this poem is spelled correctly?  

[heavens_akki]

Lekonua

I think y'all need to calm down a bit.

I've seen this poem before and found it quite humorous, as it demonstrates how unreliable spell checkers can be.

Or did everyone fail to notice that every words in this poem is spelled correctly?

We noticed that but the grammar is horrible.  

[Kizsa]

I rather like that poem. 3nodding

 

[Shikaeii]

... Whoever wrote this/typed this should be given the world's biggest dictionary.  

[Patron with a Mission]

Lekonua

I think y'all need to calm down a bit.

I've seen this poem before and found it quite humorous, as it demonstrates how unreliable spell checkers can be.

Or did everyone fail to notice that every words in this poem is spelled correctly?

The poem reminds me of how I tend to rely on the spell checker too much... sweatdrop  

[Winter Nightroad]

Hitoshirezu

I like that poem. It shows how spell check can be unreliable.

My heart's a battleground

 

[BlueFrozenFire]

I like the poem...  

[Alice Unrequited]

It is rather amusing if you try not to think about it too much.  

[SilentShadowDreamer]

I actually really like that poem. It reminds me that my spellcheck doesn't always understand the context of my words.  

[Galad Aglaron]

Eheheheh... it's funny.

A bit difficult to read, though.

What kind of word is "awl", anyway?  

[Kira84]

My mom's English teacher emailed that poem to the class to demonstrate the danger of relying too heavily on the spell checker. It's intended to be a satire. 3nodding  

[Cheerfulhope]

Ack! >.< I couldn't even get through the first two lines without my eyes burning. burning_eyes  

[BlueBlythe]

I like how it points out that spelling checker sucks in some ways.
Like when to put "then" or "than".
"see" or "sea"
Stuff like that.
The tingling hurts a bit though.