uh....little awkward here.

[MasterTater]

ok, so i was at my dads house.
he's away in seattle for business or whatever and i'm stuck watching our dog watson.
and for some BRILLIANT reason, i decide to see what was in my dads closet.
I AM NEVER GOING IN THERE AGAIN.
i...found things....things that lead me to beleive...my dad might be gay.
and he was married to my mom for like fifteen years.
I'M FREAKIN CREEPED OUT.
not that i have anything against gay people but...damn.
now all i need is a couple alcoholics, druggies, satanists and lunatics in my family for the freakish cast to be comeplete.
well...the alcoholics/druggies part might already be filled. jeez, i spend more time with my bf's family than mine.  

[Killer Zeit]

I don't want to be nosey... but may I ask, what kind of things did you find?

Maybe we can help you determine if we all think he's gay or not.
In the most serious way possible, of course. o.o  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

DID HE HAVE A SCORPION STINGER!?
Cause seriously, those things are awesome.

Yes, we need to know what he has.
In related; My mother is actually nutso. She talks to herself and swats at flies only she can see. She's the odd-one-out in the family.  

[Zealous Blue]

My mom's mom's side of the family is hardXcore Irish. ( iXc lololol) So there's nothing but alcoholics on that side.

My dad's side of the family is Jewish. 'Nuff said there.

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zealous Blue

My mom's mom's side of the family is hardXcore Irish. ( iXc lololol) So there's nothing but alcoholics on that side.

My dad's side of the family is Jewish. 'Nuff said there.

Half drunks, half teetolers. That must be fun.  

[Zealous Blue]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

My mom's mom's side of the family is hardXcore Irish. ( iXc lololol) So there's nothing but alcoholics on that side.

My dad's side of the family is Jewish. 'Nuff said there.

Half drunks, half teetolers. That must be fun.

I dunno, I don't think both sides of the family have even been in the same room since my parents wedding. And I was't even born yet, so I have no idea how insane that must have been.

All I know is my mom and dad were argueing about my wedding (lol, I'm like sixteen and like girls. xD Marraige? ) and my mom said that she wasn't going to let my wedding be ruined like hers was.

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

My mom's mom's side of the family is hardXcore Irish. ( iXc lololol) So there's nothing but alcoholics on that side.

My dad's side of the family is Jewish. 'Nuff said there.

Half drunks, half teetolers. That must be fun.

I dunno, I don't think both sides of the family have even been in the same room since my parents wedding. And I was't even born yet, so I have no idea how insane that must have been.

All I know is my mom and dad were argueing about my wedding (lol, I'm like sixteen and like girls. xD Marraige? ) and my mom said that she wasn't going to let my wedding be ruined like hers was.

Ask her how it was ruined. Sounds like a good story.  

[MasterTater]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

I don't want to be nosey... but may I ask, what kind of things did you find?

Maybe we can help you determine if we all think he's gay or not.
In the most serious way possible, of course. o.o

eh...
two cards...one valentines day, one bday.
me and my friend figured out the signature was of a guy named jim (i couldnt read it real well) and in both he called him 'tiger'
plus, the vday one was of two guys in tiger suits, and the jim person wrote something like 'i hope this is the first of many vdays together' 'this was the only card i could find with two guys on it' and that kinda thing...
and there were like four vhs movies...
and a couple books....(heheh, one of them was called 'the p***s book')
and this like travel brochure thing for guys and had like guys acting very 'friendly' on the cover.
it was very creepy...  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Definitely gay. No doubt.  

[MasterTater]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Definitely gay. No doubt.

egh...creepy. my godmothers a lesbian.
they're everywhere.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

Definitely gay. No doubt.

my godmothers a lesbian.

WOOOAH

COOL.  

[MasterTater]

The Mighty Z-Rex

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

Definitely gay. No doubt.

my godmothers a lesbian.

WOOOAH

COOL.

...?
you gettin turned on there or something???  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

Definitely gay. No doubt.

my godmothers a lesbian.

WOOOAH

COOL.

...?
you gettin turned on there or something???

Depends; is she a GMILF?  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

Definitely gay. No doubt.

my godmothers a lesbian.

WOOOAH

COOL.

...?
you gettin turned on there or something???

Depends; is she a GMILF?

My sister's lesbian.
But not a GMILF.


Wow. Wouldn't that be something!  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

MasterTater

The Mighty Z-Rex

Definitely gay. No doubt.

my godmothers a lesbian.

WOOOAH

COOL.

...?
you gettin turned on there or something???

Depends; is she a GMILF?

My sister's lesbian.
But not a GMILF.


Wow. Wouldn't that be something!

Your sister's not a GMILF because she'd be a SILF.