Life would suck if animals were Pokemon

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I was sitting ehre thinking about it. "pika, Pika pi. Pikachu!" is cute, right. But think about the animals we have.
"Dog dog dog, dog dog dog. Dog."
"Giraffe, gi gi gi giraffe giraffe."

I would tell them to STFU.
Except for Alligator.
"Alli, Alli alli alli. Alligator."
I would try to throw s**t in his mouth when he was speaking.

Discuss the problems with Pokemanz being real.

Also, I sent Kellee a Charmander Char text and she didn't respond. It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.

Be careful what you wish for.  

[Zealous Blue]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.

Be careful what you wish for.

If she dies Z-Rex, it's all your fault.

o_o  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.

Be careful what you wish for.

If she dies Z-Rex, it's all your fault.

o_o

She responded, it was just a long time after I posted this.
If she dies, I'll have sexy fun time down at the morgue.
I knew Kellee and she wouldn't want her body to go to waste.  

[Zealous Blue]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.

Be careful what you wish for.

If she dies Z-Rex, it's all your fault.

o_o

She responded, it was just a long time after I posted this.
If she dies, I'll have sexy fun time down at the morgue.
I knew Kellee and she wouldn't want her body to go to waste.

D:  

[b0ybands]

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.

Be careful what you wish for.

If she dies Z-Rex, it's all your fault.

o_o

She responded, it was just a long time after I posted this.
If she dies, I'll have sexy fun time down at the morgue.
I knew Kellee and she wouldn't want her body to go to waste.

D:

DD:



I used to always think,
"ohgawd, are they EATING the POKEMON? D; "
Are they?  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Izzenai

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zealous Blue

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

It'd be best if we all assumed she was dead and forgot about her.

Be careful what you wish for.

If she dies Z-Rex, it's all your fault.

o_o

She responded, it was just a long time after I posted this.
If she dies, I'll have sexy fun time down at the morgue.
I knew Kellee and she wouldn't want her body to go to waste.

D:

DD:



I used to always think,
"ohgawd, are they EATING the POKEMON? D; "
Are they?

In the first generation the pokemon ate eachother.
Now they all eat like, dog biscuits or something.  

[Sister Hyde]

Don't they eat ...pokeblocks?
Anyways, if pokemon existed they'd be able to take over the world.
eek





That'd be scary.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

In the anime they eat like, cornballs and s**t.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

In the anime they eat like, cornballs and s**t.

Cornballs? Elaborate.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

In the anime they eat like, cornballs and s**t.

Cornballs? Elaborate.

They eat popcorn balls and Alpo dogfood.
Before my little brother left they had a marathon on and I watched with him.  

[Pink Rain Today]

They'd be much more dangerous...But if our creatures were Poke'mon then we could all buy Poke'balls, riiight?

Dude.

I'd totally have a Mew.

O_O  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Pink Rain Today

They'd be much more dangerous...But if our creatures were Poke'mon then we could all buy Poke'balls, riiight?

Dude.

I'd totally have a Mew.

O_O

There is only one Mew. I really doubt it.
Unless you singlehandedly beat a group of terrorist with a hundred or so pokemon using only six of your own and got a masterball. AND THEN found the only Mew.  

[Pink Rain Today]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Pink Rain Today

They'd be much more dangerous...But if our creatures were Poke'mon then we could all buy Poke'balls, riiight?

Dude.

I'd totally have a Mew.

O_O

There is only one Mew. I really doubt it.
Unless you singlehandedly beat a group of terrorist with a hundred or so pokemon using only six of your own and got a masterball. AND THEN found the only Mew.

I would have conquered ze Mew by coming up with a large group of highly intelligent and trained friends- together we put our money, and work our Poke'mon to the breaking point. I will make contact with the creature in question, and once we have established that I am THE BEST person for her, she will succumb to my love.

And were she to do otherwise. Ambush. >_>  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Pink Rain Today

she will succumb to my love.

You better hope you locate her in Alabama.