Crackpot theory thread <SPOILERS BE HERE>

[Mr._Stabby]

In this thread you put in your crackpot theorys that will most likely not happen/things you would like see happen! Me first!

AGAIN! SPOILERS BE HERE! DO NOT READ ON IF YOU WISH TO NOT BE SPOILERED!!




Kakuza's tentecles things can still move and they steal a medic nins heart and he becomes zombie Kakuza!

Zombie Kakuza digs up Hidan. They get a backstory!!!

Blue hair is actually Naruto's mom! zomg

Akatsuki leader's leader is Jiraiya! No wai

Sai puts on a proper shirt!

Thats all I got for now.  

[What the Pho]

Tobi actually stays dead and did not escape that big explosion.

Pein is a robot.

The un-named member is a robot.  

[JhonnyRaincloud]

Pein...-Does not comment so she will not be called pervert-


Asuma comes back from dead to take back his cigarettes.


I'd say more, but I'd get shot. D:  

[Shinde Kanishi]

akatsuki leader and naruto are related!  

[RikuXdeath]

Sasuke becomes... not EMO! XD  

[imsohappy1]

Hidan is steal alive, he will come back in 5 years as MECHA-HIDAN. When he comes back he will have one thing on him...REVENGE.  

[Samurai Senel]

Hinata get's the Mangekyo Byakugan.  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Kurenai is actually pregnant with Gai's kid.

Sasuke decides to abandon chasing Itachi and begins a search for the meaning of life.

Though it wasn't in the manga: shortly after Chiyo "died", she just said "I was playing dead again!" and Ebizou died of a heart attack from shock.

Sakura and Tsunade are on steroids.

 

[Silly Genji]

Shikamaru considers a sex change.

Kurenai miscarries, gives up on life and becomes a crackwhore.

Itachi has no balls.

Sasuke gets married to Juugo on top of a mountain.

Ebisu attempts to molest Konohamaru.

-is shot-  

[Mr._Stabby]

Frostman

Hidan is steal alive, he will come back in 5 years as MECHA-HIDAN. When he comes back he will have one thing on him...REVENGE.

lol u stol tat frum teh naruto fan forums lul


More theorys!

Konohamoru is Madara!

Deidara lives with another Bushin!

Karin gets useful!  

[VinnyVinTin]

(don't kill me)
sasuke becomes ugly (or dies) twisted
sakura stops loving sasuke and goes for naruto
sakura gets rejected by naruto (poor sakura)
naruto and hinata get together
gaara realizes he has feelings for sakura
temari shoots ino and gets shikamaru for herself
sakura goes emo for being rejected so many times
Gaara conforts sakura (surprisingly)
sasuke is revived from the dead, kills itachi, and steals sakura from gaara but then just gets rejected and kills himself (wait i thought he was allready dead)

...i ran out of ideas... omg i wrote alot more than i wanted to(all those things i said were jokes, most of them i dont want to happen so please dont take seriously ^^)