Ow, it bit me.

[Zealous Blue]

I was wondering.

Do moose bite?  

[Six Bells Chime]

ninja A moose bit my sister once.  

[Killer Zeit]

Edi Nippoli

ninja A moose bit my sister once.

That answers the question, however, I want to know...

1. How did this happen?
2. Where and when did this happen?
And...
3. Did it hurt? o__o;  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Edi Nippoli

ninja A moose bit my sister once.

That answers the question, however, I want to know...

1. How did this happen?
2. Where and when did this happen?
And...
3. Did it hurt? o__o;

A full grown moose is about a ton and a half of pure muscle. They've been documented flipping vans over. If you hit one in your little japanese cars, the moose will be fine (It may break it's legs, depending on the way it got hit). you will be dead.

Getting bit by a moose is something called luck. Especially since they're so violent.  

[Six Bells Chime]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Edi Nippoli

ninja A moose bit my sister once.

That answers the question, however, I want to know...

1. How did this happen?
2. Where and when did this happen?
And...
3. Did it hurt? o__o;

XD LOL, no, it didn't actually happen, I don't even have a sister. It's from Monty Python.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Edi Nippoli

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Edi Nippoli

ninja A moose bit my sister once.

That answers the question, however, I want to know...

1. How did this happen?
2. Where and when did this happen?
And...
3. Did it hurt? o__o;

XD LOL, no, it didn't actually happen, I don't even have a sister. It's from Monty Python.

To be honest, I didn't believe you. However, I got bit by a doe once so I decided to keep my mouth shut.  

[Six Bells Chime]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Edi Nippoli

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Edi Nippoli

ninja A moose bit my sister once.

That answers the question, however, I want to know...

1. How did this happen?
2. Where and when did this happen?
And...
3. Did it hurt? o__o;

XD LOL, no, it didn't actually happen, I don't even have a sister. It's from Monty Python.

To be honest, I didn't believe you. However, I got bit by a doe once so I decided to keep my mouth shut.

ninja I'm glad someone recognized my lie.  

[Pink Rain Today]

As my uncles have said: they bite if you're real close to them, but if otherwise provoked, they just ******** charge at you.

There were none on the island in Washington I stayed at for a week this summer. DDD:

Know why?

'Cause it was an island. Or so I was told.

redface  

[blood covered fangs]

D: Yes they bite. Hard. And um, i guess it would be mooze.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

I bite hard.  

[blood covered fangs]

The Mighty Z-Rex

I bite hard.

Yeah, so do my friends. I have bite marks and bruises from them lol.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

blood covered fangs

The Mighty Z-Rex

I bite hard.

Yeah, so do my friends. I have bite marks and bruises from them lol.

Nearly a month later I'm inclined to say I bite harder.  

[Zealous Blue]

The Mighty Z-Rex

blood covered fangs

The Mighty Z-Rex

I bite hard.

Yeah, so do my friends. I have bite marks and bruises from them lol.

Nearly a month later I'm inclined to say I bite harder.

I got bit by a drunk a few weeks ago.

3': That hurt.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zealous Blue

The Mighty Z-Rex

blood covered fangs

The Mighty Z-Rex

I bite hard.

Yeah, so do my friends. I have bite marks and bruises from them lol.

Nearly a month later I'm inclined to say I bite harder.

I got bit by a drunk a few weeks ago.

3': That hurt.

The only thing I'm drunk on is lust.