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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:31 pm
Alright, this is horrible, but is read out loud in a very dramatical way which adds some humor to it. The disgust this letter portrays it still is humorous.





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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:41 pm
That was the most retarded thing I have ever heard or read. Someone needs to tutor that person who wrote that how to use proper grammar. rolleyes talk2hand  

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:14 am
Grammatically inaccurate? Far worse than that, he needs intense counseling.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:32 am
I believe you spelled "Torture" wrong.  

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:43 am
That was horrendous, but the wonderfully dramatic reading made me giggle uncontrollably. blaugh You get a cookie for making my morning.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:29 am
heart I read the first 'sentence' and quit. I don't want to waste time reading something as grammatically incorrect as that. It isn't even humerous in any way, shape, or form. I don't understand what you got out of that.
 

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:06 pm
The dramatic reading made my day xd "You bastert!" Tee hee.  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:28 pm
I actually had to read that out loud in order to understand it. Ha, I bet that the guy to whom that was written (Chris? Loser?) would be steering clear of her now! I'd stay away from her just because of all the grammatical mistakes.  

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:21 pm
AnnaCelestia
Grammatically inaccurate? Far worse than that, he needs intense counseling.


I completely agree. neutral  
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:22 pm
KingKidd
I believe you spelled "Torture" wrong.


Sorry, wasn't paying much attention to that when I typed it. Better now?  

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:23 pm
Dodger Gunning
That was horrendous, but the wonderfully dramatic reading made me giggle uncontrollably. blaugh You get a cookie for making my morning.


Alright! pirate  
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:25 pm
darkspike132
heart I read the first 'sentence' and quit. I don't want to waste time reading something as grammatically incorrect as that. It isn't even humerous in any way, shape, or form. I don't understand what you got out of that.


Well, everyone is entitled to their own opinions, I suppose. rolleyes  

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:26 pm
MyOwnBestCritic
The dramatic reading made my day xd "You bastert!" Tee hee.


I also found that quite amusing. Just the sound of it made me laugh at the stupidity of the person who wrote that.  
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:27 pm
RandomFantasy
I actually had to read that out loud in order to understand it. Ha, I bet that the guy to whom that was written (Chris? Loser?) would be steering clear of her now! I'd stay away from her just because of all the grammatical mistakes.


I know, I agree. I think its pretty pathetic. razz  

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:28 pm
stressed It drove me insane. I just wanted to fix it, but I could not, sadly. sad  
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